November 30, 2005

When you need a doctor

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 1:05 pm

Today is my last day of actual class and homosexuality risks ‘destabilizing people and society’, has no social or moral value and could never match the importance of the relationship between a man and a woman.
Or so says the pope aka “the flexible barvarian”
I thought Jesus taught tolerance and all that stuff
OH SNAP!
I, Benjamin Paul Estes, hate the catholic church. Not catholics, because I would be murdered down here obviously, but the faggy-ass church.

and P.S. Mr. Pope Benedick….your fucking ugly and no one would do you anyways. Sicky.
Uhhh doi
Oh and if you visit this lovely website where “we love being catholic” you can order your own “Nuns Having Fun” calender. Christmas is coming…!

Also found this while writing my paper
The Spanish persecutors, under the aegis of the Catholic Church, made every effort to totally stamp out Peyote use, subjecting the Indians to floggings, beatings, cruel tortures and even death if they persisted. One account states that as a continuation of three days of torture, a disobedient Indian had his eyes gouged out. The self-righteous Spanish then cut a crucifix into the flesh of his chest, and turned loose starving dogs to dine on his innards. They then went to church because they were devout christians.

Anyways…
Almost done with paper numero 2.
I can smell the beach already….ah saturday!

November 29, 2005

I can go down the laundry list for you and then leave on my rocket ship

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 9:47 pm

NEWSFLASH!
U.S. is worlds biggest polluter but rejects to pledge to help fight it (because it secretly doesn´t exist), but DOES promise to stick it out in Iraq til there is a victor. Victory is ours (aka it is physically, mentally, religiously and secularly not possible). Viva ´Nam!!!
Hanyways
21 days left. That is not cool. Are you kidding me with this? No es justo.
My amiga Ana is chillin in mexico for another 6 months. She is going to be so good at spanish. Not fair.
Im going to forget it all so fast because my memory has problems…
I have to find something next summer in a spanish-like place.
There is a peace corp guy staying at my house this week. He actually lived with my old host family a couple of years ago. It was fun to make fun of that old cunt with him. He studied here a year or so before he did peace crops….or corps. Worked for two years in Nicaragua (sp?). So jealous and he taught Environmental Science in an elementary school. What luck is that. I could do that. But central and south america are the hardest places to get into, because everyone speaks spanish in this place.
I haven´t seen my intercambio friend Ericka for about two weeks. Feel bad about that but have been busy with school and other non school related activities.
Went to the movies. Mmmhmmm. And saw the worst movie ever. Se llama “Mar de Suenos” and is in english. Kinda a serious movie. but we laughed the whole time. I like these people. I also couldnt use the butter machine for the popcorn so it squirted all over me…hawt.
And I saw Cesar´s bestfriend which was awkward and I saw the son of my old host family which was awkward.
49 percent, one percent short of half, and less than half aint really much of nothing
We had an interesting day in my Health class here. The topic was abortion. There is one conservative girl in our group. She actually had the balls to voice her opinion too. Good for her, but…
I really wanted to go on a rant when our professor told us he thought that when the sperm and egg unite, it is a human. I dont really agree with that. But its cool. Sperm and egg is the same thing as bacteria…but we abort bacteria every millisecond. But its too hard to argue in depth in spanish.
And I saw a burnt dog in the street. Sick.
Its jaw was all open with really white teeth and the rest just looked like burnt shit. Poor guy, I hope it was after it had already died and wasnt the cause of death. Who does that?

Im writing one paper write now on Maria Sabina and her influence on Tradicional Medical Practices in Oaxaca. Basically it is about magic mushrooms. Oh these books are so fun to read.
The second is my “semester long” independant research project. Uh…its about garbage and i dont remember much else. Im bored with it.
Still have editing on my archeology paper. These made some dumb comments during my oral presentation and i have to add a section in. Ok whatever.

“Im really not that crazy”
And if anyone can name this lyric…i will empty my bank account and/or give them a high5er. Your pick.

November 27, 2005

You`re my saturday

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 12:35 pm

To: Everyone
From: Ben
Subject: Grr

Last night pissed the shit out of me.
Literally and figurativley. Actually no, that doesnt make any sense, but its aight.
Decided to lose myself in this wonderful world of the NET. I hate that all computer words in Spanish are just the same but pronounced differently. Saying internet in spanish sounds so awkward.
Oh….last night I fell too. MUY bien chico…te crees el muy muy? eheh
It sucked and I pulled some girls shirt kinda down on the way to the floor and knocked over some beers. I just kept walking and ignored them on the way back from the potty. que chido soy yo

Hey Cynthia…yeah you. Remember this girl?
“My heart is open as wide as my legs…”
“I speak when I’m spoken to…”
Mmmm dats hawt

And, judging by the photo, we can’t help thinking at least some customers will find applying the product more stimulating that actually putting it through its paces. Making whether it actually works or not a somewhat moot point.
late punk, early new wave, art-school punk like Cabaret Voltaire, Delta Five, Gang of Four and Wire
ideasfactory.com
(This has, of course, been happening since the Beatles, if not before.)
the hook-laden qualities of tracks like Booka Shade vs. M.A.N.D.Y.’s “Mandarine Girl”, Roman Flügel’s “Geht’s Noch?”, and Vitalic’s many hits,
Found a story from somebodys journal.
One time, late at night, I was at QFC in Redmond. There was basically nobody else in the store and I was just getting a soda. I walked up to pay and rolled the soda down the conveyer belt. The cashier just let it roll and as it rolled over the scanner, the bar code was on the bottom - scanning it - and the cashier caught it in the bag after it fell off the scanner. We both looked at each other, like ‘Whoa - that was way cooler than I expected it to be!
http://www.10eastern.com/foundphotos/
Christmas: Clarissa Explains It All! and The Golden Girls DVDs
Christmas: Typewriter and/or Record player
Christmas: Mmmm art supplies…
i never pray but tonight im on my knees
you are a slave to money and then you die
I vant to go to Sveden cuza the norway sucks
turn to what we’ve done before…we’ve been let down
My 50th and 100th birthdays are on Fridays. And my 40th on a monday. Mark uurr calendars cuz its gonna be cwazy. Cwazy i say.

November 26, 2005

JAJA

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 11:54 am

Me muero de reir.
I couldnt stop laughing when I went to drudge´s place this morning and saw that some grannie got ran over by humans or something. I heard Walmart may have been involved in this too. Silly silly.

I had my archeology presentacion on friday. It was kinda awkward. My paper took me longer to write than I thought so I didnt have time to prepare well for the oral part. It sucked. My spanish flowed alright, just couldnt remember how to say all the shiot because it is all technical and stuff. Grrr. I hate how stress completely lowers my intelligence or what is left of it. I can speak better it is just im all anxious and flippin out. Of course after I finish i think of all this rad stuff to say and I cant say it. Im gunna keeel you.
Downed some Joe Crow last night with buddies in el centro. Pretty bitchin if you ask me. Today sucks cuz i realized I have no time left….my mom and sissy come in 20 days and oh shit I forgot to look for a hotel for them today. Its not my fault that my memory suuucks.

For my other classes…Im going to write a paper about shrooms and some down as medicine woman for my Salud y Sociedad en Mexico class. For my¨individual project¨ im not gonna lie and say I havent actually done anything. So within the next week I am forced to compile something. Gooooooo TEAM!
Well homiez…im out…jajaja

Oh house. I might have a house. Thanks Willow. Its pretty cheap and about four block down the hill from my bro´s house. Maybe a 20-25 minute walk to campus. Pretty chill people and cats live there supposedly.
yyyyyyyyyyyyy me voy

This reminded me of Beeeeham

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 11:02 am

Why the middle classes go scavenging in dustbins

THE Thanksgiving holiday is over and the frenzied Christmas shopping season has begun. This is bonanza time for the tribe of rummaging Americans known as “freegans”.
The anti-capitalist freegans — the name combines “free” and “vegan” — are so appalled by the waste of the consumer society that they try to live on the leftovers, scavenging for food in supermarket dustbins.

“It’s fun. It’s a thrill. It’s more fun and more satisfying than just going to the store and saying, ‘I wanted some bread and I got it’. It’s the surprise — and the prize,” said Janet Kalish, a New York high school teacher who describes herself as “60 per cent freegan”.

A 1997 study by the US Department of Agriculture estimated that the US wastes about 43 billion kilograms of food a year. That is about 27 per cent of US production, but the true figure is as much as 50 per cent, according to ten years of research by Timothy Jones at the University of Arizona.

“The No 1 problem is that Americans have lost touch with what food is for,” Professor Jones said. “We have lost touch with the processes that bring it to the table and we don’t notice the inefficiency.”

The freegan philosophy of “ethical eating” argues that capitalism and mass production exploit workers, animals and the environment.

Adam Weissman, a freegan activist and sometime security guard in New Jersey, says freeganism grew out of the radical 1960s “yippie” movement but also has affinities with the hobos of the Great Depression who travelled around the country by stealing rides on the railways.

“I have pity for people who have not figured out this lifestyle,” he said. “I am able to take long vacations from work, I have all kinds of consumer goods, and I eat a really healthy diet of really wonderful food: white asparagus and cactus fruit, three different kinds of mushrooms and four different kinds of pre-cut salad. And I’m just thinking of what is in my refrigerator right now.

“Essentially, the sky’s the limit. We found flat-screen TVs, working boom-boxes and stereos. I have put together most of my wardrobe. Last year’s designer clothing in perfect shape is discarded because it’s no longer fashionable, so I wear a lot of designer labels.”

Freegans often go “dumpster diving” in packs, delving into skips at supermarkets and restaurants.

Their website lists “favourite foraging sites”, such as the vegan restaurant in Greenwich Village, New York, that throws out a “whole bag of stir-fried Asian food after 10 every night” or the Cincinnati bakery that dumps bagels and French bread. Often the best shops throw out the most food to keep their offerings fresh.

“The foraging itself is not that time-consuming,” Madeline Nelson, a former corporate communications officer at a national bookshop chain in New York, said. “I tend to go out twice a week, and I would probably go grocery shopping twice a week anyway. What takes time, and you need to do it, is to inspect and wash everything.”

For Thanksgiving dinner on Thursday, Ms Nelson bought the turkey, but most of the rest of the food was freegan.

WASTING AWAY

The US Department of Agriculture estimates that 27 per cent of total food production in the US is wasted every year

Timothy Jones, who conducted a ten-year study for the University of Arizona, estimates that the amount that does not get eaten is as much as 50 per cent

A typical household wastes 14 per cent of all food purchased

Fifteen per cent of that includes products still within their expiry date but never opened

An average American family of four throws away meat, fruit, vegetables and grain products worth $590 (£345) a year

November 24, 2005

nada que decir

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 11:40 am

WHA-HA-KAH

WHA-HA-KAH

WHA-HA-KAH

WHA-HA-KAH

WHA-HA-KAH

WHA-HA-KAH

November 19, 2005

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 9:00 am

Dick

“And the suggestion that’s been made by some U.S. senators that the President of the United States or any member of this Administration purposely misled the American people on pre-war intelligence is one of the most dishonest and reprehensible charges ever aired in this city.”
— Vice President Dick Cheney

Fuckin dick…

uno para cada equipo

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 8:49 am

Have been listening to a lot of ABBA lately. Waterloo really gets me going in the morning. All my friends left for the beach without me, hope they all drown and get pregnant. Sluts. I am going out tonight to a party at my spanish teachers apartment. Should be a swell time, we will probably go out to 502 afterwards, figures.

Got Fiero for Spanish 302…omg YES!!!!!! Not really, but it will be managable (how do you spell that?). I will probably squeeze into the better class the first week of class like I usually do. My other classes are good….Huxley came through and gave me override codes. I am really excited for my classes and to get a start into Huxley. Water Quality….fuck yeah. I was kinda rethinking Huxley for a while but…who knows. Dont have class till 2pm on thursday…but everyother day it is kinda full.

I hate sitting in these internet cafes all day. I dont get much work done because it is just a wierd place to write papers. I miss my computer at home. But i´d rther be here hanyways. Must work, must work. Spent about 10 hours the past two days taking notes in various libraries and offices of my professors. Doesn´t sound like much to y´all, but its the first time I have done that all semester. So ha.

Off to work we go…hi ho hi ho hi ho

This is the last line I typed in my spanish paper and i thought it was funny
“Ballplayers are holding balls.”

November 15, 2005

saca tu pito bien rico papito

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 8:26 am

Jalapa was fun. It seems like a really European city. Has nice winding, cobblestone alleys and pretty little plazas and stuff. We took a day trip out into the country. Went to a waterfall. The pathway to the bottom where we could swim was closed, but that wasnt gonna stop me from swimming. A couple of us hiked up psat the waterfall and up the river to find a good swimming spot. I was the only one that ended up swimming. It was a tad cold but I like swimming. It was very entertaining…almost got swept downstream, kinda fast moving. Took cool pictures under a mini-waterfall, see other website if you wanna, and then got leeches. It was the fooniset shet err. Caught on video too. I got out of the water glanced at my legs…took a double glance and then started screaming and thrashing and rubbing my legs. Oh good times. I love New York. Spent the rest of the day wandering around Jalapa waiting for out midnight bus back to Oaxaca. It was a shitty bus ride and the fatty next to me kept leaning over. I didnt sleep much. Came home to Oax at 8am and forgot I didnt do my homework, so spent all day doing that and then went to class. Rough day, but it was worth it.
I am starting to run more in the mornings…aka I started today. Need to get into shape for lacrosse. I want to get good this year. Im the fastest on the team which helps, but I need more endurance. The stick skills are the hardest part for me. Oh well.
Got the class list for Huxley and what I need to sign up for. It was a little bit of a shock, but I´m excited. Prolly will be hard but thats life. I need to bring my GPA up. Below a 3.0 sucks, but I have taken harder classes than most people. Other than the required class my options are ESCI 325 Fundamentals of Ecology , ESCI 340 Biostatistics and ESCI 340 Water Quality and/or lab. Sweet. Mmm biostatistics sounds great.
Still trying to figure out the house thing. Maybe I could live at Lake McMurray…only about 40 minute drive. And I could chill with Woody there and have the Eurovan. No. No es posible. NO!!!
Im not going to the surf competition this weekend in Puerto Escondido for two reasons…maybe three. One is I need to try to get a good start on all my final papers considering I have two weeks to do them. I hate myself. The second is money and the third is travelling with the whole group is annoying sometimes because everyone wants to do different things and some of the peeps are f$$kin nutz.
I hate spending all this time in internet cafes, but it is the only option I have. Kinda expensive too. Almost a dollar an hour, but it adds up over these couple months. ok ahorita me voy por los nubes con mis amigos.
Remember this place: Sunset Lounge, Veracruz.

Don’t explain yourself cause talk is cheap
There’s more important things than hear you speak
I’ve heard it all before…

November 13, 2005

www.comepito.com.mx

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 5:15 pm

No wonder so many people say Google’s search engine can find anything
for you.

1 - Go to Google (http://www.google.com)

2 - Type in the word “Failure”

3 - Instead of clicking “Google Search,” click “I’m Feeling Lucky.”

4 - Spread the word before the people at Google “fix” it.

My life is so much better than yours. Today we head back to Oaxaca. Taking the midnight bus back. Should be a fun night without sleep. Friday night was our last night on Veracruz. So I celebrated it by not coming home and not sleeping. I LOVE MEXICO. Saturday we headed to….omg dammit….me leave now. write later.

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