Hey.
School started and all. I drove back up to Bham with my fellow hamster, thanks jake, and sister Melanie. Then about two hours later I became horribly sick. I had a horrible fever, cough, headache, stomach blahblahblah….then came the vomiting. I had the worst nights sleep ever. Cold then hot, sweating and freezing. I sucked. Plus I had nightmares. I only get nightmares when I am sick for some reason. SO yeah school started off shitty. I must have been a 24 flu thingy. Damn you karma.
But classes are rad. Two spanish classes back to back should be stimulating aunque they are at 8 and 9am. Oh the things we do to fit in. I think I got into Folk and Country Dancing and also Modern Hip Hop. Haha two dance classes. Yes. No? Ohhh…..:(
Creo que te puedo ver….
Thinking about staying up in the ham for summer again. Could get me some jobbies and take some summer school. They are offering Portugues? and it so similar to spanish that if you are semi fluent, an intensive summer course would be suffish. Brazil. Mmmm so sessy. I could live at 809 again too. That would be wacky AND crazy…at the same time! NO ME DIGAS. Gawd I miss speaking spanish. Oaxaca seems so distant right now. A full quarter has flown by, I am almost 21 and summer is approaching. Sigh.
Hey bumpie.
Oh and by the way…I am so hip it hurts. This ass has too much class.
Where is my cell phone charger? My cell phone charger. Do da, do da.
All the do dum day! Hey! Cha cha cha!
Went out dancing last night with Josh and Jake and whole bunch of people I didnt know. It was a time. Prefunkered at a party went out dancing and came back for the after party. So much drama in the LBC. Naw it was tite. And a bunch of people knew some of the victims in that shooting on Capitol Hill, so sad…
Eighty-five percent (85%) of Americans say global warming is probably happening. A vast majority (88%) think global warming threatens future generations. More than half (60%) say it threatens them a great deal. About four-in-ten (38%) feel that global warming is already a serious problem, 47% feel that it will be in the future.
Half of Americans (52%) say weather patterns in the county where they live have grown more unstable in the last three years and half (50%) feel that average temperatures have risen in their county. A majority (70%) thinks weather patterns globally have become more unstable in the last three years and more than half (56%) feel average temperatures around the world have risen.
Almost half (49%) say the issue of global warming is ‘extremely’ or ‘very important’ to them personally, up from 31% in 1998. When asked about the causes of rise in the world’s temperatures, about three-in-ten (31%) feel it is caused by the things people do, almost one fifth (19%) feel it is caused mostly by natural causes; almost half (49%) feel it is a combination of the two. Almost seven-in-ten (68%) Americans think the government should do more to address global warming, according to the poll. More than six-in-ten respondents (64%) think scientists disagree with one another about global warming.
Two-thirds of Americans (66%) say President George W. Bush’s policies did little or nothing to help the environment in the past year. More than half (54%) feel American businesses did little or nothing to help. Three-quarters want to see Bush and others-Congress, American businesses and the American public-take action to help the environment in the year ahead. However, about one-third (35%) of Americans say that in the past year they have personally given a lot of thought to the impact they were having on the environment.
Six-in-ten Americans (62%) think much can be done to curb global warming and 52% favor government mandates. Six-in-ten (61%) say they would support a government mandate on lowering power plant emissions, and 87% support tax breaks to develop water, wind and solar power. Eighty-one percent oppose higher taxes on electricity, 68% oppose higher gasoline taxes and 56% oppose giving companies tax breaks to build nuclear power plants.
The partisan gap on global warming seems to be shifting, according to the poll. In 1998, 31% of Republicans and Independents alike were sure that global warming was happening; it was not a distant 39% among Democrats. Today, 46% of Democrats and 45% of Independents are certain, and 26% of Republicans feel that way.
“We construct your schools. We cook your food. We are the motor of this nation, but people don’t see us. Blacks and whites, they had their revolution. They had their Martin Luther King. Now it is time for us.”
-SI SE PUEDE
Teen girl #1: You shouldn’t chew gum; it makes you stupider.
Teen girl #2: Oh yeah?
Teen girl #1: Yeah, I heard that somewhere.
Teen girl #2: Well, I heard somewhere that you’re an idiot. No, wait, that was right here
Guy: Hey! Don’t touch me! You can’t sit here. People don’t just sit on the floor on the train.
Drunk woman: I have…a very bad…back…
Guy: Then ask somebody to give you their seat. Then go see a doctor.
She flips him off.
Woman #2: Oh no, she didn’t!
Overheard by: wish I’d been drunk at 9am on the A train
Guy: I could become a sheriff. Don’t you have to take a test to become a sheriff? What if you have one of those disorders that you throw up whenever you take a test?
Girl: Well I guess you could get a note or something.
Guy: Oh yeah, you could be like, “I threw up on my test, that’s why it smells funny. Here’s a note.”
Teen girl #1: Yo, it smells like sex in this train!
Teen girl #2: What the hell does sex smell like?
Teen girl #1: Oops, that’s right! You’re a virgin. Well, it smells, well, uh,it smells like sex! Okay, who in this train just got some booty? Was it you? You? Oh hell naw, you’re too ugly.
Teen girl #2: You really think someone would have sex on a crowded train?
Toddler boy: I don’t need to go anymore.
Dad: I just waited in line for ten minutes. You better fart or something.
So I’m gonna come home early from Cali. Partly because Woody needs a babysitter and because I am semi bored. And I could use sometime seeing my friends. Friends?
Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday then school starts. Hopefully some homiez will be around to ‘kick it.’ Imma be allz alone with blind boy, Woody for a few. O what will I do? Cali is fun too. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Im falling behind on music. I need MORE!!!! MORE!!!!! AHHHH. Got my grades. Not too bummed, pulled em higher than I thought. I thought I seriously fucked up but guess gawd is on mei side. Who new? Burn
I was so there for you.
Spring quarter!!!!!!! Coachella is in a few days. A few. Then my bday. Then sasquatch. Then summer. What the hellz am I doing this summer? jobs? working….boo. I have a free ticket to anywhere in the world I need to use up. So maybe I could save up some moolah and head down to Chile/Argentina and do some stuff. Thad be sic.
Biiiiii
Here in the city of angeles. Not too hott butt should warm up towards the middle of the week. Lookin forward to go goin to the beach, hiking with mommies friend, going up to San Luis Obispo and hopefully if i play it right, six flags. Going up the coast tomorrow to visit some castle.
We took a ride up and down the canyons around my uncles house, to the Paramount ranch where they film shit. I got to drive the rental and then later my uncles car. I like that part about vacations.
I tried to count the time I have been to S. Cal in my life and I think the number is close to 20.
Went to Blockbuster to get a moovie and i was depressed. How much money is spent in the entertainment industry every year and why are there no decent movies produced? Such a waste. That was the first time in a long time that I have been to the movie store, thankfully.
I need shoes. We besta go shapping fo sum shus wen wee go 2 a shopping place.
Guy: Yo, that Hamburgler’s a scary motherfucker, ’cause you never know what that nigga be sayin’. He be all “robble robble robble robble” and shit!
Girl: Oh my god, what is that smell?
Boy: Yeah, what is that?
Hobo : It’s my big fat cock!
Black woman: Take that bag off your back.
White man: All it takes are two words: “excuse” and “me”.
Black woman: I’m not saying nothing to you.
White man: Sorry, I see that you only use your mouth for one thing, and that’s sucking dick.
Black woman: You are so rude. Take that back.
White man: Okay, I am sorry. I take it back. You also use your mouth for eating, as seen by the size of your enormous ass.
Girl #1: I’d offer to set you up with him, but you’re already occupied.
Girl #2: I am not occupied.
Girl #1: Please! You’re so occupied, you’re the Gaza Strip.
Girl #2: Don’t you watch the news?
Girl #1: Wow, your eyes look totally awesome. Is that from the pot?
Girl #2: Yeah, I think so.
Girl #1: It’s so cool. They look amazingly green.
NYU girl: So my friend had a class with Mary-Kate–
NYU boy: Uh huh.
NYU girl: –and they were all going around saying what their favorite books were. But when it got to Mary-Kate, she just said, “Well, my favorite candy is a Tootsie Roll.”
Chick on cell: I called her Tina because you guys always call her Tina…Well, how was I supposed to know it was some kind of secret bitch code for “skanky ho”?
Queer: You are all a bunch of crackers…What are you laughing at, Jew? We have a cracker and a Jew, it’s like a Lunchable.
Black woman on cell: Listen nigga, I want my money. And don’t just be giving it to me in drips and drabs…I want a lump sum, motherfucker. A luuuuump sum!
Queer: I haven’t pooped in two days and I work at The Gap.
Girl on cell: Oh my god, I’m the embodiment of crack right now. I’m still drunk from last night. And wow, I just got a bad look from two Mexicans and we know that never happens. Oh my god, another bad Mexican look. What the fuck is happening? Oh my god, a cat…Shut up, oh my god, the world is conspiring against me. As soon as I said “cat” a kid came around the corner. What’s next, a demon? Cats, kids, demons.
Guy: Can you feel the love tonight? If so, come over here and make this program and Simba doll a part of your Circle of Life. And this…this isn’t just a regular Simba doll; this one comes with stickers. I bet you Just Can’t Wait to be King…of stickers. I have never been more excited…in my entire life.
Went home for the weekend.
At the condo downtown. Pretty amazing. Still cant get over it.
Took a walk before bed and it was quite the entertaining journey. Walked maybe 15 blocks.
Some homeless human mumbled something about weed and I said “No I don’t have any” and hey snapped back, “No I have weed, you want it…I need beer.” I mumbled no thanks and kept going. There were a ton of people around too. Funny. Got hit on three times too. Belltown is a happening place. Lots of very very downtown “mature” looking trendy people. I dont think I am ready for this whole 21 thing. I looked very young and out of place walking past all these clubs and bars. I got excited seeing all these people and thier ability to go out until some drunkie-o yelled out at me, “Isn’t it past your bedtime sweetie.”
Oh and Big Oldye Dick C. our spicy V.P. said this about his dyke (daughter):
“With the respect to the question of relationships, my general view is freedom means freedom for everyone. … People ought to be free to enter into any kind of relationship they want to.”
Mutherfucking walking contradiction…you burn in hell and shoot your self.
