March 10, 2006

Drudgeness

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 1:54 am

These are current Drudge stories. I like the variety, etc.

This is fucking insane. Life!!! Possibly?
One of Saturn’s moons, Enceladus, is spewing out a giant plume of water vapor that is probably feeding one of the planet’s rings. Enceladus could have a liquid ocean under its icy surface which in theory could sustain primitive life. We might possibly have conditions suitable for living organisms

Bill Gates fortune hits 50 billion dollars.

N.C. Woman Dies of Flesh-Eating Bacteria

Deputies tackle allegedly drunk neurosurgeon in operating room

N. Korea missiles tested are quantum leap forward

Tennessee pushes for constitutional amendment removing women’s ‘right’ to abortion. Great another one. So sad. Although I am hoping to riot over this soon.

March 9, 2006

There’s a light bulb dangling from string

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 1:11 am

I came back from something and in my Comm room is a janitor. Oh she is so nice. She is neatly folding her black garbage bags to start her shift off. She comments that I have five apples sitting on my desk. Am I going to eat them all she asks? No, I reply and offer her one. She declines. We shoot it and she asks questions. I reply of course. She leaves and wishes me ‘the best of luck’ on my finals. Oh touching.

and i found a bouncy ball.

March 8, 2006

I Ham What I Say I Ham

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 8:43 pm

Humans have extensively altered the global
environment, changing global
biogeochemical cycles, transforming land and
enhancing the mobility of biota. Fossil-fuel
combustion and deforestation have increased
the concentration of atmospheric carbon dioxide (CO2)
by 30% in the past three centuries (with more than half of
this increase occurring in the past 40 years). We have
more than doubled the concentration of methane and
increased concentrations of other gases that contribute to
climate warming. In the next century these greenhouse
gases are likely to cause the most rapid climate change that
the Earth has experienced since the end of the last
glaciation 18,000 years ago and perhaps a much longer
time. Industrial fixation of nitrogen for fertilizer and other
human activities has more than doubled the rates of
terrestrial fixation of gaseous nitrogen into biologically
available forms. Run off of nutrients from agricultural and
urban systems has increased several-fold in the developed
river basins of the Earth, causing major ecological changes
in estuaries and coastal zones. Humans have transformed
40–50% of the ice-free land surface, changing prairies,
forests and wetlands into agricultural and urban systems.
We dominate (directly or indirectly) about one-third of
the net primary productivity on land and harvest fish that
use 8% of ocean productivity. We use 54% of the available
fresh water, with use projected to increase to 70% by
2050. Finally, the mobility of people has transported
organisms across geographical barriers that long kept the
biotic regions of the Earth separated, so that many of the
ecologically important plant and animal species of many
areas have been introduced in historic time2.

Blogarrhea

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 3:59 pm

How many data points are there? How many degrees of freedom are there?
Fuck i dunno.

We all sat around in a neat circle today in class reading our homework aloud. About 5 articles came in a row about China. I look across the room and a girl is eating take out with chopsticks. I giggled.

I really want some warm, buttery, salty corn on the cob.

Everyone has thier own….OMG so today, followed by a story.

So the weather is way bi-polar. Yesterday equaled sunny and sexxy. Today equals bitch. The wind in a mighty wind. Fierce. Cold. I ate the the Commons and couldnt see Canada. OMG where u go? And then the wind hit me and knocked me on my face and I lacerated it. Now I have a cast on my face. Gr8, I dont get it off till May, two weeks b4 my 21. Who wants to sign my face?

As I turned in my homework my professor said, Thanks Ben!
I have never talked in class. Usually nap and there is no seating chart.
I think he just wants me.

HiDe WhAt I aDmIrE!!!!

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 1:18 am

Hmmm….what to say
Its another late night in the Comm building. There are too many people here. Since I started owning this place back in spring 05…it has changed much. Other people come here and want to study? Wtf leave. No its coo. Spesh around finals its mad packed. I am used to empty labs and room and dead cows floating by. That wasnt true, but it was just in an article I had to read.
I have decided learning spanish ruined my english. I was a phenomenal (sp?) speller and all. And got all the rulez right and what not. But now, the times are a changin’.
Music is good for the sowl but bad for the studying. Such a distraction. Blog Blog Blog, blog all day long. Not me, i’m just enthralled in them. Music, pop culture, boingboing like sites. Too much good stuff. It’s like recess for the masses that aren’t in elementary school. Speaking of recess. Cant mofo’in wait for coachella. Emily and Josh both bought thier tickets. Que cwazy. Hey Gwecia, yourwa biitch.

Look at all of us working. Aren’t we productive students?
Click click click. Suck on this ___. Imma get get get u….fuck that

Imma head down to either Lake McMurray and sack myself up in the cabin or head to Seatown to study. I need to remove myself from all things familiar to study for finals. I want/need to rock the shat out of my finals. I have to make up for some mistakes. I take full blame for them. Um, question Ben, Who else would you blame? Okay, enough self-conversing. Have a holler-at-chur-boi day and morning and life.

March 7, 2006

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 10:39 pm

Listen

Girl #1: She is like, mad flat.
Girl #2: I know, right?
Girl #1: So I hear that she wears two pairs of pants to make her butt look bigger!

Grrl #1: Aren’t vegetarian hot dogs just as sketchy as normal hot dogs
Grrl #2: Maybe, but I would rather eat the stamen of a sketchy plant than the anus of a sketchy pig.

Boy #1: Do you want to split a bun?
Boy #2: No! I’m not gay!
Boy #1: “Split a bun” means a fucking hamburger, you asshole!

Fashionista #1: I lost my virginity on a cruise.
Fashionista #2: Have you ever been on a cruise?
Fashionista #1: By “cruise” I mean “Russia”.

Middle-aged woman #1: Yeah, my cleaning woman is the greatest! Last time, she color-matched and coordinated all of my lipsticks and arranged them in a row for me!
Middle-aged woman #2: Oh my god! I’d swoon!

Girl #1: She always has this miserable look about her.
Girl #2: Dude, that’s just her face.
Girl #1: Ew.

Hobo: I’m homeless! I’m battling child abuse! The Jews and the Irish are spreading lies about me!

Guy: I’ll have a Mahatma grande.

NY Times

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 10:36 pm

Still Evolving, Human Genes Tell New Story

Providing the strongest evidence yet that humans are still evolving, researchers have detected some 700 regions of the human genome where genes appear to have been reshaped by natural selection, a principal force of evolution, within the last 5,000 to 15,000 years.

The genes that show this evolutionary change include some responsible for the senses of taste and smell, digestion, bone structure, skin color and brain function.

Many of these instances of selection may reflect the pressures that came to bear as people abandoned their hunting and gathering way of life for settlement and agriculture, a transition well under way in Europe and East Asia some 5,000 years ago.

Under natural selection, beneficial genes become more common in a population as their owners have more progeny.

Three populations were studied, Africans, East Asians and Europeans. In each, a mostly different set of genes had been favored by natural selection. The selected genes, which affect skin color, hair texture and bone structure, may underlie the present-day differences in racial appearance.

The study of selected genes may help reconstruct many crucial events in the human past. It may also help physical anthropologists explain why people over the world have such a variety of distinctive appearances, even though their genes are on the whole similar, said Dr. Spencer Wells, director of the Genographic Project of the National Geographic Society.

The finding adds substantially to the evidence that human evolution did not grind to a halt in the distant past, as is tacitly assumed by many social scientists. Even evolutionary psychologists, who interpret human behavior in terms of what the brain evolved to do, hold that the work of natural selection in shaping the human mind was completed in the pre-agricultural past, more than 10,000 years ago.

“There is ample evidence that selection has been a major driving point in our evolution during the last 10,000 years, and there is no reason to suppose that it has stopped,” said Jonathan Pritchard, a population geneticist at the University of Chicago who headed the study.

Dr. Pritchard and his colleagues, Benjamin Voight, Sridhar Kudaravalli and Xiaoquan Wen, report their findings in today’s issue of PLOS-Biology.

Their data is based on DNA changes in three populations gathered by the HapMap project, which built on the decoding of the human genome in 2003. The data, though collected to help identify variant genes that contribute to disease, also give evidence of evolutionary change.

The fingerprints of natural selection in DNA are hard to recognize. Just a handful of recently selected genes have previously been identified, like those that confer resistance to malaria or the ability to digest lactose in adulthood, an adaptation common in Northern Europeans whose ancestors thrived on cattle milk.

But the authors of the HapMap study released last October found many other regions where selection seemed to have occurred, as did an analysis published in December by Robert K. Moysis of the University of California, Irvine.

Dr. Pritchard’s scan of the human genome differs from the previous two because he has developed a statistical test to identify just genes that have started to spread through populations in recent millennia and have not yet become universal, as many advantageous genes eventually do.

The selected genes he has detected fall into a handful of functional categories, as might be expected if people were adapting to specific changes in their environment. Some are genes involved in digesting particular foods like the lactose-digesting gene common in Europeans. Some are genes that mediate taste and smell as well as detoxify plant poisons, perhaps signaling a shift in diet from wild foods to domesticated plants and animals.

Dr. Pritchard estimates that the average point at which the selected genes started to become more common under the pressure of natural selection is 10,800 years ago in the African population and 6,600 years ago in the Asian and European populations.

Dr. Richard G. Klein, a paleoanthropologist at Stanford, said that it was hard to correlate the specific gene changes in the three populations with events in the archaeological record, but that the timing and nature of the changes in the East Asians and Europeans seemed compatible with the shift to agriculture. Rice farming became widespread in China 6,000 to 7,000 years ago, and agriculture reached Europe from the Near East around the same time.

Skeletons similar in form to modern Chinese are hard to find before that period, Dr. Klein said, and there are few European skeletons older than 10,000 years that look like modern Europeans.

That suggests that a change in bone structure occurred in the two populations, perhaps in connection with the shift to agriculture. Dr. Pritchard’s team found that several genes associated with embryonic development of the bones had been under selection in East Asians and Europeans, and these could be another sign of the forager-to-farmer transition, Dr. Klein said.

Dr. Wells, of the National Geographic Society, said Dr. Pritchard’s results were fascinating and would help anthropologists explain the immense diversity of human populations even though their genes are generally similar. The relative handful of selected genes that Dr. Pritchard’s study has pinpointed may hold the answer, he said, adding, “Each gene has a story of some pressure we adapted to.”

Dr. Wells is gathering DNA from across the globe to map in finer detail the genetic variation brought to light by the HapMap project.

Dr. Pritchard’s list of selected genes also includes five that affect skin color. The selected versions of the genes occur solely in Europeans and are presumably responsible for pale skin. Anthropologists have generally assumed that the first modern humans to arrive in Europe some 45,000 years ago had the dark skin of their African origins, but soon acquired the paler skin needed to admit sunlight for vitamin D synthesis.

The finding of five skin genes selected 6,600 years ago could imply that Europeans acquired their pale skin much more recently. Or, the selected genes may have been a reinforcement of a process established earlier, Dr. Pritchard said.

The five genes show no sign of selective pressure in East Asians.

Because Chinese and Japanese are also pale, Dr. Pritchard said, evolution must have accomplished the same goal in those populations by working through different genes or by changing the same genes — but many thousands of years before, so that the signal of selection is no longer visible to the new test.

Dr. Pritchard also detected selection at work in brain genes, including a group known as microcephaly genes because, when disrupted, they cause people to be born with unusually small brains.

Dr. Bruce Lahn, also of the University of Chicago, theorizes that successive changes in the microcephaly genes may have enabled the brain to enlarge in primate evolution, a process that may have continued in the recent human past.

Last September, Dr. Lahn reported that one microcephaly gene had recently changed in Europeans and another in Europeans and Asians. He predicted that other brain genes would be found to have changed in other populations.

Dr. Pritchard’s test did not detect a signal of selection in Dr. Lahn’s two genes, but that may just reflect limitations of the test, he and Dr. Lahn said. Dr. Pritchard found one microcephaly gene that had been selected for in Africans and another in Europeans and East Asians. Another brain gene, SNTG1, was under heavy selection in all three populations.

“It seems like a really interesting gene, given our results, but there doesn’t seem to be that much known about exactly what it’s doing to the brain,” Dr. Pritchard said.

Dr. Wells said that it was not surprising the brain had continued to evolve along with other types of genes, but that nothing could be inferred about the nature of the selective pressure until the function of the selected genes was understood.

The four populations analyzed in the HapMap project are the Yoruba of Nigeria, Han Chinese from Beijing, Japanese from Tokyo and a French collection of Utah families of European descent. The populations are assumed to be typical of sub-Saharan Africa, East Asia and Europe, but the representation, though presumably good enough for medical studies, may not be exact.

Dr. Pritchard’s test for selection rests on the fact that an advantageous mutation is inherited along with its gene and a large block of DNA in which the gene sits. If the improved gene spreads quickly, the DNA region that includes it will become less diverse across a population because so many people now carry the same sequence of DNA units at that location.

Dr. Pritchard’s test measures the difference in DNA diversity between those who carry a new gene and those who do not, and a significantly lesser diversity is taken as a sign of selection. The difference disappears when the improved gene has swept through the entire population, as eventually happens, so the test picks up only new gene variants on their way to becoming universal.

The selected genes turned out to be quite different from one racial group to another. Dr. Pritchard’s test identified 206 regions of the genome that are under selection in the Yorubans, 185 regions in East Asians and 188 in Europeans. The few overlaps between races concern genes that could have been spread by migration or else be instances of independent evolution, Dr. Pritchard said.

Flicks

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 1:32 pm

Acabo de comprar mi boleta.
I just spent $194.87 on my Coachella ticket.
¡I’m going!¡I’m going!¡I’m going!¡I’m going!¡I’m going!¡I’m going!
¡I’m going!¡I’m going!¡I’m going!¡I’m going!¡I’m going!¡I’m going!
¡I’m going!¡I’m going!¡I’m going!¡I’m going!¡I’m going!¡I’m going!
¡I’m going!¡I’m going!¡I’m going!¡I’m going!¡I’m going!¡I’m going!
Its gonna be amazing. Can’t wait. Now have to start saving up for Sasquatch.
Spring 1/4 is gonna be sickey!!! In a good way claro, pero si no te hubieras ido, seria tan feliz!
No te caigas! jaja
Hey assley…Ya Estoy!!! I crack that shit up daily. Daily shit up. Up shit daily. One of my best memories thus far.

But people seriously. Coachella. It’s beautiful.
I am currently fist pumping for these homiez:
Madonna and Daft Punk in the mofucking Sahara tent. I will prolly/hopefully trip for Sigur Ros. My Morning Jacket, Ladytron, Tosca, Cat Power, The Juan Maclean, Lyrics Born, Massive Attack, Bloc Party, Scissor Sisters, Phoenix, Amadou & Mariam, Mylo, The Go! Team, Kaskade, Metric, Editors, Dungen, The Magic Numbers, Los Amigos Invisibles, Jazzanova, and Infadels.
I’m ready for the drive, which is honestly half the fun. Going to Weed, Cali and being in the sun all two days. Festivals are a rad vibe and two weeks after I come back I will be 21 and a week after that at Sasquatch. Then school is over and hopefully by then I will have figured out what I am doing next year.

Thats why I copy and paste, into your folder, FOLDER with your name
It’d be more than I could take if I just told you, TOLD YOU what I feel
Thats why i copy and paste, into your folder, FOLDer wiht your name
It’d be more than I could take if I just told you, TOLD YOU what I feel
That’s why I copy and paste … INTO YOUR FOLDER…INTO YOUR FOLDER… with your name!!!!! JAJAJA jarjarjar

Moron: See how the taxis always drive on the right side of the street? That’s so they can pick people up easier. I was just thinking about that. That’s smart of them, huh?
Human: But taxis always drive on the right side of the street.
Moron: Exactly.
Human: No, I mean they have to. Always.
Moron: I know. Smart, huh?

Drunk Girl: Ha ha, I’m talking so loud. I’m making such ear pollution.
Drunk Guy: Nooo, it’s called noise pollution…
Drunk Girl: But like, what is noise pollution?
Drunk Guy: I dunno…I think it’s like when you’re vulgar, so I try not to curse all the time. That way, when I say like “oh fuck” everyone will be all like “Whoaaaaaa.”

Club Promoter: Do you guys like comedy shows?
Chicks: No!
Club Promoter: That wasn’t funny.

Yuppie #1: I only went to Brazil for a month, but on my third day there I met her.
Yuppie #2: Women in South America are so hot. Especially Brazil and Spain.

Bimbo: So are you ever going to move back to Europe?
Eurotrash: I was thinking about that a couple of times when I was really, really depressed in LA. American culture is such a product of the country.

Into an unplugged phone, a hobo yells: Honey, honey, I told you not to call me in the office!

March 6, 2006

The Eye of God

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 5:13 pm

You are looking into the eye of God

MC Hammer has a blog

March 5, 2006

Para continuar…

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 8:55 pm

sup doodz? omfg dis weakend was pretty good. kthxbi!

« Older PostsNewer Posts »

Powered by WordPress