April 28, 2006

we’re gone

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 11:01 am

A on my spanish paper and a B on the test……hella rocked the phonetics test today….first one done. Took a nap last nightfor two hours in the comm on the floor. Emily woke me up at 5:30am and I started studying again. Watched the sun came up. It was beautiful. Today is beautiful…I am driving the entire length of the U.S. west coast, well mostly in the dark….but hell,I am and you’re not bitches…..suck it.
monday night will suck tho….full lab report to write…..but im not thinking about that….aight im out…..later skater

April 27, 2006

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 4:53 pm

Okay…..I can pull this off. 48 hours from now Madonna will be in the dance tent…it will be warm and I will be happy. And not studying. And not thinking about school….haha suckers. Vamos ya por buen camino!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Todos igual todo regular y no me importan las noticias ni lo que pueda pasar…no veo nada que no puedo realizar y solo verte a los ojos mas se siente real……..es la onda que choque

April 26, 2006

[co-a-ch-el-la]

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 3:31 pm

I fantasize 90% of the time I’m awake and I rarely follow through on the things I want. I’d rather live in my fantasies than be let down.

The bottom feels so much better than the top.

The sun is in the sky oh why oh why would I want to be anywhere else? Actually today is raining…

Guy: If you were playing Risk, and you were Charles Darwin, would you place all of your armies on the Galapagos Islands?

All this coachella uncertainty is getting crazy….i just want to be there already

Hipster chick: I am so glad my ex-boyfriend and I have become friends again. I mean, I know he sued me and everything, but it just feels so good.

Confessions of the day: GUESS WHICH ONE IS MINE!!! $20 prize
I ran with sissors once
I’m at here at my computer at work with a butt plug in my ass. It’s great!
Boys are so stupid
I am amazing at life and sex god plz let me go to heaven cause ive done drugs in the past
I really like this girl named Kristie.
I fantasize about Anna Nicole Smith covered in cheese sauce all the time. I cant even stop thinking about it.
I dont hate Avril Lavigne as much as I tell everyone, I feel so unclean…
My parents think I have body image issues and an eating disorder. I swear I don’t. Food just grosses me out sometimes.
I’m such a fucktard.
I’m watching Looney Tunes and eating Easy Cheese.

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………….I’m clinically impressed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

April 24, 2006

reasonsufficient

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 9:32 pm

4 days 12 hours 28 minutes 55 seconds

still working out the car details, etc…..but zammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i am so excited. today was fun too…..went to lake padden with brett and watched ducks mate….kinda. Mating season is such an exciting time. Hella fighting and jealous ducks. And I saw a lady duck pee too. Thats a first. Studying sucks. I………….

April 23, 2006

Pero es eso posible?

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 3:00 pm

Teen girl #1: Here comes Peter Cottontail. . .
Teen girl #2: Hopping up the bunny trail!
Teen girl #1: What the hell? It’s down the bunny trail, you idiot!
Teen girl #2: How am I supposed to know? I was MJ’ed when I was younger.
Teen girl #1: MJ’ed?
Teen girl #2: Yeah, you know, Michael Jacksoned…
Teen girl #1: They molested you?!
Teen girl #2: Yes, they molested me and that’s why I don’t know the words to Peter Cottontail… whorebag.

Mom: Don’t eat too much of that. You’ll get diarrhea.
Little boy: But I like diarrhea.

April 19, 2006

Love Your Bum

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 9:56 am

Bush: I say I listen to all voices but mine’s the final decision and Don Rumsfeld is doing a fine job. He’s not only transforming the military, he’s fighting a war on terror - He’s helping us fight a war on terror. I have strong confidence in Don Rumsfeld. I hear the voices and I read the front page and I know the speculation but I’m the decider and I decide what is best and what’s best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the Secretary of defense.

Thats coo that you like to make decisions and all but of course you dont have to listen to us, we are only but a few…and ‘we are the people’

April 18, 2006

Aun hay algo de amor

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 8:26 pm

Y soy rebelde cuando no sigo los demas…
Teacher lady: Kids, kids…Quiet! Remember, no one else on this train likes children!
Chick: “Bitch”, “retarded”, “gay”, “fag”, “slut”, and “gypped”.
Haria todo por que estuvieras aqui…

Ok so RBD is going to be at the Tacoma Dome May 7th. ROFL…that would be soooooo fun. My first teenie bopper concert in spanish. Oh cute memories.
$45 for upper and $85 for floor. It will most likely be full of Mexicans and I would have a field day with that. Recess!!!!!!! I should have gone to Juanes too….damn money/pinche dinero.

Walking home from school today and I saw this bumper sticker:
Please forgive me, I was raised by wolves.
Funny because I was too. I am so ferile sometimes. Ashley!!!!!!!

My allnighter sunday night was killer. The test was mucho harder than I thought and my sleep schedule is now all effed up.
But it was horribly nice on monday so I went to the beach with brett and emily. then we got high and watched the sunset at boulevard. we were being really loud and giggling. i had a good time.

ok to look forward too

this weekend:
USE on friday and either canada or my bro’s party

next weekend:
mother fucking coachella

next weekend:
RDB?

next weekend:
open

next weekend:
birthday madness (21)

next weekend:
sasquatch

wink wink

April 16, 2006

A donde vas?

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 3:01 pm

My partner in crime informed me that last night was the one year anniversary of that splendid encounter in Clyde Hill. Wow, one year ago…A lot has changed. Oh I’m being so dramatic, but if you know me then you would agree.
Woody and his blindness are getting better. He keeps his eyes open, has less eye boogers and doesnt scratch. Yeah! He isnt dying. He is so cute though, he has gotten way more cuddly in his golden years.
Easter is cool. Go jesus. My aunt/uncle and my little cousins were supposed to fly in so we all rushed down from Bham to see them and they ended up not coming. Boo, but coming to redmond was cool. Got to drive my parents new car and a full tank in the Jetta from the ‘rents.
Huge test tomorrow….so I will be in Comm all night. Come visit?
Countdown to Coachella…

April 13, 2006

oh life….

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 10:08 pm

Hey there’s a first time for everything. Can’t believe it took 20 years and 10 months for this to happen, but its all good. Thanks you know who!

As far as I go

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 8:20 pm

I cant stop with these sorry…but they consume my life

Guy: But you’re my Asian…
Girl: I don’t know. You haven’t been feeding me lately.
Guy: You’re not a Tamagatchi!
Girl: Maybe I am.

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