Guy #1: Someone shouldn’t be naked in your apartment if you don’t know his name.
Guy #2: Unless he’s a refugee.

crackers need to die

Mom: Honey, smile!
Teen girl: Supermodels don’t smile.

I put a yam in my ass.

Girl #1: Let’s take a picture! It’ll be cute! Hee, hee, hee.
Girl #2: No way! I just ate!

slutty