I fantasize 90% of the time I’m awake and I rarely follow through on the things I want. I’d rather live in my fantasies than be let down.

The bottom feels so much better than the top.

The sun is in the sky oh why oh why would I want to be anywhere else? Actually today is raining…

Guy: If you were playing Risk, and you were Charles Darwin, would you place all of your armies on the Galapagos Islands?

All this coachella uncertainty is getting crazy….i just want to be there already

Hipster chick: I am so glad my ex-boyfriend and I have become friends again. I mean, I know he sued me and everything, but it just feels so good.

Confessions of the day: GUESS WHICH ONE IS MINE!!! $20 prize
I ran with sissors once
I’m at here at my computer at work with a butt plug in my ass. It’s great!
Boys are so stupid
I am amazing at life and sex god plz let me go to heaven cause ive done drugs in the past
I really like this girl named Kristie.
I fantasize about Anna Nicole Smith covered in cheese sauce all the time. I cant even stop thinking about it.
I dont hate Avril Lavigne as much as I tell everyone, I feel so unclean…
My parents think I have body image issues and an eating disorder. I swear I don’t. Food just grosses me out sometimes.
I’m such a fucktard.
I’m watching Looney Tunes and eating Easy Cheese.

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