April 12, 2006

Bloop

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 2:27 pm

Coachella!!!!!!!!!!! I just drooled cuz there are 17 days till lift off. Pssuuuuuuuuuuhhh. That is a rocket ship sound.
We are figuring out the driving and shit hopefully all is gonna be aight. My class got out early today so…i dont know what to do. I am all frantic and paranoid, so i think ill just go buy some candy.
I have been getting some ridiculously sik music recently. You should be jealous. Time to walk home. I love that everytime I walk to and from school I hit up Jakes tramp-o-line. What a hoot! Ok nothing really to say here. Just filling time.

FOUND

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 11:09 am

I dont remember if I ever put this on here but here it goes…

I found this at Value Village in an old journal and I ripped out the page for safe keeping.

BOS CEP OWT
MI FRIEND
MISHELE
DID IN A CAR REC
I MIS HER
SHE WUSS MI BEST
FRIEND EVR IN THE
WORLD IF
I CRD HAV OUN
MOR CHENS TOO
PALY WITH HR
I WRD BE HAPY

sORRY tO dEPRESS y’ALL

April 11, 2006

Vida y obra

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 10:46 pm

Pues ya sabes bien el espanol VERDAD?

I had a super weekend. Friday night was full of random parties. I finally said hi to my old neighboor from more than 10 years ago. We were dancing near each other and I saw her so I decided to yell her name, she yelled mine back. It was coo. I remember getting stuck in the thorns outside then later on i guess I broke something on the side of the house…it was an accident? It was overflowing and later I got to watch the cops come from my house and everyone flee! Run away! SAturday night was even better. Fun party on high street. Had some fun with some girlies and met up with a new friend later. I ripped my pants earlier on in the evening…so proud of myself. That is the second pair of pants I have ripped in less than a month from dancing. Jealous.
Today went down to seatown for some necessary prior engagements, aka mofo dentist. Chilled with the rents and chowed down, said hello to Woody and then payed a visit to some friends before heading back to Bham. I skipped dance class today partially because I didnt want to race home from the dentist and because I didnt want to perform my groups dance. Our group sucked and all the other ones were better. Just couldnt do it. Sorry girls. Now its close to midnight and this damn paper just wont right itself.

April 6, 2006

And we’re singing….

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 6:41 pm

Guy #1: Someone shouldn’t be naked in your apartment if you don’t know his name.
Guy #2: Unless he’s a refugee.

crackers need to die

Mom: Honey, smile!
Teen girl: Supermodels don’t smile.

I put a yam in my ass.

Girl #1: Let’s take a picture! It’ll be cute! Hee, hee, hee.
Girl #2: No way! I just ate!

slutty

Sick

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 6:12 pm

Q You never stop talking about freedom, and I appreciate that. But while I listen to you talk about freedom, I see you assert your right to tap my telephone, to arrest me and hold me without charges, to try to preclude me from breathing clean air and drinking clean water and eating safe food. If I were a woman, you’d like to restrict my opportunity to make a choice and decision about whether I can abort a pregnancy on my own behalf. You are –

THE PRESIDENT: I’m not your favorite guy. Go ahead. (Laughter and applause.) Go on, what’s your question?

Q Okay, I don’t have a question. What I wanted to say to you is that I — in my lifetime, I have never felt more ashamed of, nor more frightened by my leadership in Washington, including the presidency, by the Senate, and –

AUDIENCE MEMBERS: Booo!

THE PRESIDENT: No, wait a sec — let him speak.

Q And I would hope — I feel like despite your rhetoric, that compassion and common sense have been left far behind during your administration, and I would hope from time to time that you have the humility and the grace to be ashamed of yourself inside yourself. And I also want to say I really appreciate the courtesy of allowing me to speak what I’m saying to you right now. That is part of what this country is about.

THE PRESIDENT: It is, yes. (Applause.)

Q And I know that this doesn’t come welcome to most of the people in this room, but I do appreciate that.

THE PRESIDENT: Appreciate –

Q I don’t have a question, but I just wanted to make that comment to you.

THE PRESIDENT: I appreciate it, thank you. Let me –

Q Can I ask a question?

THE PRESIDENT: I’m going to start off with what you first said, if you don’t mind, you said that I tap your phones — I think that’s what you said. You tapped your phone — I tapped your phones. Yes. No, that’s right. Yes, no, let me finish.

I’d like to describe that decision I made about protecting this country. You can come to whatever conclusion you want. The conclusion is I’m not going to apologize for what I did on the terrorist surveillance program, and I’ll tell you why. We were accused in Washington, D.C. of not connecting the dots, that we didn’t do everything we could to protect you or others from the attack. And so I called in the people responsible for helping to protect the American people and the homeland. I said, is there anything more we could do.

And there — out of this national — NSA came the recommendation that it would make sense for us to listen to a call outside the country, inside the country from al Qaeda or suspected al Qaeda in order to have real-time information from which to possibly prevent an attack. I thought that made sense, so long as it was constitutional. Now, you may not agree with the constitutional assessment given to me by lawyers — and we’ve got plenty of them in Washington — but they made this assessment that it was constitutional for me to make that decision.

I then, sir, took that decision to members of the United States Congress from both political parties and briefed them on the decision that was made in order to protect the American people. And so members of both parties, both chambers, were fully aware of a program intended to know whether or not al Qaeda was calling in or calling out of the country. It seems like — to make sense, if we’re at war, we ought to be using tools necessary within the Constitution, on a very limited basis, a program that’s reviewed constantly to protect us.

Now, you and I have a different — of agreement on what is needed to be protected. But you said, would I apologize for that? The answer — answer is, absolutely not. (Applause.)

April 5, 2006

Humpday

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 9:26 am

Its hump day…whoop whoop whoop. I went and figured some school stuff out and I only have to take two more classes and my GURs are done. Suck this. Im done. School over (book closed).

When the English tongue we speak.
Why is break not rhymed with freak?
Will you tell me why it’s true
We say sew but likewise few?
And the maker of the verse,
Cannot rhyme his horse with worse?
Beard is not the same as heard
Cord is different from word.
Cow is cow but low is low
Shoe is never rhymed with foe.
Think of hose, dose,and lose

That is a lot faster than I thought. I always overestimate things. Could be worse obviously. Switched to the new system which changed requirements and changed my life…oh tears. Yesterday way T.I.T.S. so went to Boulevard and played in the sun. It kinda smelled like sewage, but it was still a nice day and I attempted homework but the sun got me. It got me. Studied in the Comm and then went on a drive l8r at night. So pleasant. What a place I have found…could be all ours! I hear a dance party on friday? Wha?

April 4, 2006

Kewl

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 6:01 pm

Today at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 in the morning, the time and date was 01:02:03 04/05/06. kewl.

Teen girl: So I read that article and cried and cried until my Mom was like, “Stop crying. You’re retarded.”

Quote o’ the day:
“I think she needs a big 200 pound lesbian to kick her ass.”

April 3, 2006

I Hear Them Talk..uh uH UH

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 12:01 pm

Hobo: You have a quarter for a cup of coffee?
Suit: Excuse me, can’t you see I’m on the phone?
Hobo: I don’t have time for games!

I love that shit.

Girl #1: Randy won’t stop coming on my face.
Girl #2: …Are you going to finish your bagel?

Oh yeah, oh yeah, so hot, oh yeah.

Guy: Is that an iPod?
Girl: No, it’s a gaydar.

My sickness is still lingering. Just floating around telling me that it hates me all the time. I feel like school is already over for the year. Got a lot of weekends full already and then bam over. Bam bam. Bam. Duhh. Pff!. Got a load of mew nusic from Garit and I am thankful. Got over 60gigs now. Mucho! Oh and my computer just sits there and thinks and wont move for like 2 minutes until I yell really load and then it snaps awake and putters along again. Its drunk. SO am I. Speaking of which. My friends speak of some bayside villa made out of driftwood that is suppossed to be pretty happening. Might head down there Wednesday night to watch some sunset get wa-wa-wa-wasted dude. Went on an adventure with Jake yesterday. We attempted to go hit all the cheap shops but alas it was sunday and most were closed. Got some art supplies and then drove around and went walking down the train tracks and down to the beach. It was a pretty day. The train drove past up, then stopped and then backed up. Wierdo. Trains are fun and loud and shiny.

Teen boy: Yo, if I saw Michael Jackson, the first thing I’d tell him is that I had HIV.

Oh what to do today?

Flotando libre en la imensidad. Oigo tu voz sueno contigo

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