May 9, 2006

quisiera decirte

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 9:51 pm

i’m an ass chunk
and emily is the coolest muthafucka i have ever known
honk! honk!

*edit* thanks for breaking into my private room and throwing paper and doodoo everywhere….i will kill you

So im choppin it up in the comm studyin for fonetics and somewalks in all loud into my private lecture hall with thier buddies to play some wierd game…sadly for them i think it was dungeons and dragons. And they stop, turn around and say…Oh someones in here…and it looks like theyre doing real work, then I hear from the background….oh thats wierd. Thanks for making my night.

Spanish radio on the internet really helps me. Thanks technology. It helps that I like to memorize spanish pop so I can sing along all night. im perfect sometimes. cocky, no? besame mucho (remix)

Do not Breakk

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 9:37 am

“Senator, when you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible and swore to uphold the Constitution. You didn’t place your hand on the Constitution and swear to uphold the Bible.”

Drunk blonde: How old are you?
Kid: 17.
Drunk blonde: Ever been with a 26-year-old?
Kid’s father intervenes.

Man: Have you ever heard a man call his penis a gonzo?
Girl: No, but my boyfriend used to call his the Cookie Monster.
Man: Well, by the way you smell you should start calling your cooch Oscar the Grouch

Middle-aged woman: Tradition brings us all together and makes us feel close.
Twentysomething woman: That’s not the tradition; it’s the Jack Daniels.

Um. Im 21 soon. Scurry.
Big test in Phonetics tomorrow. Thats the only class I am currently struggling with. Oh yeah…dance class is pretty tuff too.
Im sad I cant take portugues no mo. Brazil is so hott. Dammit.
Cant decide if I want to go to Sasquatch or not. My second weekend after being 21…and saving money and…hmmm.

May 7, 2006

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 8:59 pm

Hella good new music.
This weekend was fun. Cinco de Mayo was banging as was Seis de Mayo.
Good parties and good people. Not a very productive weekend at all sadly. Productive as in school, ay ni modos.
I might have to go in uber shut down mode and get crackin as school heads towards the end. I kinda f-ed up a lil’ bit and have to make up for it.
Summer could suck or be amazing. I think ill take the yearlong organic chem series which will make me study every waking hour practically. But then Ill be done with it and wont have to during my 4th year of uni.
A VER. and the secret message of the night goes out to…

May 4, 2006

And I love my sex

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 8:54 pm

Yeah
And I Love My Sex

Yeah
I love my dresses, cars, perfumes and jewels
I love my money, power

And I love my sex
And I love my sex

Yeah

And I love my sex
And I love my sex

Sex

I love my dresses, cars, perfumes and jewels
I love my money, power
And I love my sex

May 3, 2006

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 6:59 pm

Y’all better check out this new blog that I found

Balls

It’s really informative and

May 2, 2006

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 10:11 am

“They practically carried me out on their shoulders,” he said, “even though I wasn’t ready to go.”

Wow. Wowie. Wowzers. wow.
I think I had one of the best weekends of my college “experience,” and pretty high up on my overall life list. Any y’all bitches that had the opportunityto go….haha I laugh in your face.

I will start with Madonna. She was silly. Starts off with Hung Up after tells us how excited she is to be there and asks, “Are you gonna give me some of your drugs? Show me some love!” I didn’t share. Other highlights of her include: During “I love New York” she said “Just go to Texas and suck George Bush’s dick.” That got everyone going. When she sang “Let It Will Be,” she got nasty and jammed her finger close to her vag, gave it a shake or two and then proceeded to lick her fingers. Mmm. She started late and ended short with out an encore. Oh well, in all she played Hung up, I love New York, Everybody, Let It Will Be, Ray of Light and Come Together.

Her Madgesty’s set
1) Hung Up
2) Get Together
3) I Love NY
4) Ray of Light
5) Let it will Be
6) Everybody
Dance and sing and express yourself over the borderline!

I waited in the dance tent for 4 hours and slowly meandered my way into the middle about 30 feet or so from the stage. It was hot, I was hot. And I was standing next to a big group of hairy bears. Dont mess with them. They all banded together and wouldnt let anyone try to make thier way forward. Dont mess with them. They are scary AND hairy. Like them, I was covered in sweat and had about an inch of room all around me to move. Made dancing awkward and painful, but it was worth it. I have never seen a more excited group of people. Everyone knew all the songs around me and everyone danced their arses off. Good vibrations and all.

Saturday I saw the end of the Walkman where I saw Jash. Next was Lyrics Born who was rad. Josh and Jake left early, but Emily and I stayed and danced out asses off. He was sik. We walked around the tent where Clap Your Hands and Say Yeah were, but didnt try to go in cuz it was so backed. My Morning Jacket, where I randomly ran into Alicia frmo Western. Out of 100,000 people I walk right past her. Cwazy! Sigur Ros was next…..it was sweet but people were walking around and talking and that is the kind of music you need to hear somewhere in complete silence. The Juan Maclean was amazing. Saw part of Depeche Mode and then DAFT PUNK. So hawt. They were dressed like robots, kinda like Darth Vader and it is the most intense music I have ever heard. Everyone was going crazy and…oh I wish I was there again. Went back to the campsite after that and pretty much just passed out until I woke up the next morning in a puddle of my own sweat because it was 9am and already fucking 190 degress out. Seriously. En serio guey. O speaking of guey….fucking NACO was there. They had a stand up and I bought a playera…..HOAPDGK:ASDFLJF…..i made me so happy. One Guey! I bought a lot of water, $2 each not too bad…and a little bit of food.
Woke up sunday…got ready, showered (mmm) and went inside, ate and started again. Saw the Infadels…they were rad. Emily got a bloody nose so we had to leave early. Saw part of Gabriel & Dresden, a lot of Los Amigos Invisibles, part of Amadou & Mariam and then to Kaskade where I stayed from 4:45-9. Next was Paul Oakenfold, then 45 minutes till Madonna came on. Then the Go! Team, part of Gilles Peterson and Jazzanova then I stumbled home exhausted and waited for Jake and Emily to make thier ways back to the tent. We packed up and head out about 2am. We napped at a rest stop and I drove from 5:30 am to 2:30. Mucho driving. I love driving though. I but on my music, had lots of energy drinks and was happy. I was sunny the whole weekend.
What else to say about Coachella. The rest stop right before Weed was the funnest thing I have ever done in my entire. I was really cracked out from lack of sleep and stuff. Bread, trucks, music and laughing. You are jealous. I am just glad my favorite partneer in crime was there. Seriously bitch, we crazy. HUGE ______!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got three half gallons of cheap vodka for 8.50 each. Cheap.

Friday night I slept two hours on the floor of the Comm building. I napped maybe a total of 5-8 hours on the way to coachella, not good sleep though. 7 hours saturday night and maybe 5 on the way back. So in 4 days, 96 hours I estimate I slept 20 hours plus of minus 2/3. I will sleep when I am dead. I was pretty high from just being thier that sleep didnt really matter. Even in the car on the way back I couldnt sleep. That was one of the funniest car rides err.

21 honks! 21 honks! 21 honks! 21 honks! 21 honks! 21 honks! 21 honks!
No one else will really get this except you, but being there and doing those things made me realize that I still am that me…and I love being 6. It is not that I wanto to act like that all day, well yes, but the fact I still can and love it, makes me happy. I was horribly sleep deprived, but I have never felt so free there. dont laugh, its cheesy i know. I will forever remember that place and think of us. I love the 6 / 12 thing….and it really gets me through everything. The fact that we consider 12 mature is hysterical, and that its ok to be 6.

Awww….I am so happy. that was an amazing weekend and I have a lot ahead of me before school is out. Ahhhhh.
Oh My lab was due two hours ago and I haven’t started it yet. I have a lot to make up today.
Oh yeah…17 days till my 21.

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