SHINE!!!

Summer is here and I need a lite beer!
Moved out of the crack house friday and saturday and shoved all my crap in the living room and random rooms at 809. I am so pumped summer is here. So pumped. So pumped to be at work too making money. I made a glorious return to ARN where I make unbiased patient followup surveys!!! I am making pay and a half today so no complaints.
Dan went out of town to Bean-o-landia and kindly gave me the keys to his apartment. Well I am semi-homeless.
I spent the night watching movies and playing mariokart. It was fun and chillaxin. Made me all excited for next year cuz its the same layout as my place next year only brand new and farther down the block towards downtown. And blue!!!! BLUE!!!!!

Today is June 11th, 2006!!! Congradulations time! You’re so old!

Drunk girl #1 coughs.
Drunk girl #2: If you vomit, I swear to God this friendship is over.

As a child, I was forced to narrate porn books on tape.

I like to bite the heads off of gummi bears, because it makes me feel powerful!

School or no school….that is the question for the summer!!