Tonight it the one year anniversary of a very important factoid in my life. You should know y’all.

So at work doing my phone calls n stuff. And I’ve been pretty gassy these past few days. Eating shitty food and not having a good sleep schedule. So I have a little tummy trouble and think I have to clear my throat a bit. I’m on the phone with someone and I go to quietly clear my throat and this huge bubbling burp comes out of my throat, a little chunky, and then complete silence on both ends of the phone. I try to restart the question I was on to no success and cant stop giggling. So I hang up on them and….oh i love work. I call them and hang up. Haha.