Woman: Damn, that Mexican is hungry.
Mexican with 10 bags: I’m the delivery boy, you dumb fuck.

OMFG

White guy #1: And to make matters worse, she stole my bag of weed!
White guy #2: She told you she had herpes, and you’re worried about your weed?

OMFG

I got a job at Target! But it is doing unloading/shelving from 4am to 10am 5 days a week. I dont think I am going to do it. Who wakes up at 4am…I go to bed at 4am. So this wont do. I am able to pass the drug test for once…boring

World Cup Final July 9th? OMgizzle…

Happy Birthday Josh. I will come down to buy you a drink. See you in four hours.

Finally got moved into my new room. It is sik. Looks like a green room. Big windows on three sides of the room. All wooden floors. I have my futon in the corner with my two large 70’s lamps from Gramps. A makeshift desk with my comp and then all my shit thrown everywhere in the other corner. It was nice to hear my own music again after….oh god 6 DAYS!!! 6 days….6/6/66666/6/6/6/6/6 DEVILS BITCHESA FSDKJFSDJKFS

Ok work is so fun today. Surrsly. I talked to some crazy ladiez on the phone. I wish I could record some of the calls, but sadly thats ILLEGAL.
Ive been gettin hella ringtone answering machines….its fun to dance a lil before they answer the phone and then…yeah. Its sad when they finally pick up cuz its rally fun to dance…specially when ms new booty comes on…seriously who made that song…

Hello…no one is available to take your call…

Pizza when I get home then a drive down to seattle and hopefully my ipod works….pray for me!!!

i miss number 18….come back!!! divide that shit by two and you know how we roll……….OUT!