Girl: Taco Bell is fifty cents, but I don’t want to go to Taco Bell for a date.
Guy: Have you noticed that if you say “Taco Bell” enough, it starts to sound funny?
Girl: Taco Bell.
Guy: Taco Bell. It sounds like a battle of the Civil War.
Girl: The Battle of Taco Bell.

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Kumquats!

We’re late for the stars!!!

That’ll be $2.50 and a wink please!

Suck y sucky y tu y tu madre, y tu madres madre y todo el mundo chupandome

Ok like so today I am sick and it sucks….hacking couf, etc, bloody ass, etc….the usual.
My work schedule is downgraded to three days a week and then I think in another week or two there is no more work for me. So basically I need to find a job soon. Target at 4am doesnt cut it. I had this same problem last summer. Fuck Bham. At least I have mucha musica to listen to in this moment.

As I approach 70gbs of music, I often wonder…
Out of all my music what will I listen to 10 years, 20, 30…
What new music will I listen to in the same…
What new styles, kinds, genres, etc. will appear in the same…
Craziness.
Where is my fucking crystal ba…ll…

Tocaba el piano y el cantad,…..MUERTEA!!!!!!$@#K#@L:$ ahhhh,,,,,

Girl: So did you ask your mom if you can go to the party or not?
Guy: Oh yeah! She said yes. But she made me promise to not come home this time with no pants on.
Girl: Seems fair.

Work it Girls. Yeah!

My grandpa is on wikipedia. Que chido!

“‘Neither wanted to leave and it kept going. No one was going to leave before the other.’ Still, the feuding duo never even acknowledged each other. ‘They were really dancing, non-stop … They didn’t say a word to each other, but they were literally a foot-and-a-half away from each other the entire time.’ The ladies kept their competition going until Stereo’s owner finally closed the doors at 7 am.”
I’m super jealous. I think these two bitches are the most pointless humans on the planet….yet so entertaining, nasty, std-y and super-fabulous of course…