Girl #1: Oh my gawd, that guy just dropped his iPod under the train!
Girl #2: He’s not even crying!
Girl #1: He must be in shock. I would be!

Ahhhhhh…miga mi amorge
Ah lalalala lal la al aa

Ok so sausage fingers came today and fixed our shower. I guess the faucet flew off and so just the pipe was sticking off the wall. It was fun to bathe in this morning though. Kinda like a fountain. I will miss you.
Sucks for all you summer schoolers. Imma glada to a take a breaka from a schoola. Say that mil veces rapido…or
Ok I’m joing the Wade King Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Well and going to stay in shape over the summer. Well after I get over my sickness. Brilla mas alla. El sabor de mil besos. Nada queda. Solamente tu risa en el mar. OMFG the MF po-po be flying down my alley. Shit nuks….RUN. RUNNNNNNNN!

I have Carmex and Jarritos. Que mas? Ay papi no puedo.

Old veteran: Have a Happy Father’s Day!
Dad: Happy Father’s Day to you, too.
Old veteran: Me? Oh no, not me. Well, maybe in Saigon.

Ssssummer’s here. I need a lite beer and…Time for art projects in my new greenhouse. Estoy contento y no tengo que decir mas k s-o. Bye!