Girl: Taco Bell is fifty cents, but I don’t want to go to Taco Bell for a date.
Guy: Have you noticed that if you say “Taco Bell” enough, it starts to sound funny?
Girl: Taco Bell.
Guy: Taco Bell. It sounds like a battle of the Civil War.
Girl: The Battle of Taco Bell.

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Kumquats!

We’re late for the stars!!!

That’ll be $2.50 and a wink please!

Suck y sucky y tu y tu madre, y tu madres madre y todo el mundo chupandome

Ok like so today I am sick and it sucks….hacking couf, etc, bloody ass, etc….the usual.
My work schedule is downgraded to three days a week and then I think in another week or two there is no more work for me. So basically I need to find a job soon. Target at 4am doesnt cut it. I had this same problem last summer. Fuck Bham. At least I have mucha musica to listen to in this moment.

As I approach 70gbs of music, I often wonder…
Out of all my music what will I listen to 10 years, 20, 30…
What new music will I listen to in the same…
What new styles, kinds, genres, etc. will appear in the same…
Craziness.
Where is my fucking crystal ba…ll…

Tocaba el piano y el cantad,…..MUERTEA!!!!!!$@#K#@L:$ ahhhh,,,,,

Girl: So did you ask your mom if you can go to the party or not?
Guy: Oh yeah! She said yes. But she made me promise to not come home this time with no pants on.
Girl: Seems fair.

Work it Girls. Yeah!

My grandpa is on wikipedia. Que chido!

“‘Neither wanted to leave and it kept going. No one was going to leave before the other.’ Still, the feuding duo never even acknowledged each other. ‘They were really dancing, non-stop … They didn’t say a word to each other, but they were literally a foot-and-a-half away from each other the entire time.’ The ladies kept their competition going until Stereo’s owner finally closed the doors at 7 am.”
I’m super jealous. I think these two bitches are the most pointless humans on the planet….yet so entertaining, nasty, std-y and super-fabulous of course…

happy 21 josh
your downstairs smells SOOOOO bad you puker
i have had a goooood night
thanks bra
you are raddddddical
nights y’all
i miss oaxaca
did a lot of things tonight that reminded me of oaxaca!!!
later skaters

Woman: Damn, that Mexican is hungry.
Mexican with 10 bags: I’m the delivery boy, you dumb fuck.

OMFG

White guy #1: And to make matters worse, she stole my bag of weed!
White guy #2: She told you she had herpes, and you’re worried about your weed?

OMFG

I got a job at Target! But it is doing unloading/shelving from 4am to 10am 5 days a week. I dont think I am going to do it. Who wakes up at 4am…I go to bed at 4am. So this wont do. I am able to pass the drug test for once…boring

World Cup Final July 9th? OMgizzle…

Happy Birthday Josh. I will come down to buy you a drink. See you in four hours.

Finally got moved into my new room. It is sik. Looks like a green room. Big windows on three sides of the room. All wooden floors. I have my futon in the corner with my two large 70’s lamps from Gramps. A makeshift desk with my comp and then all my shit thrown everywhere in the other corner. It was nice to hear my own music again after….oh god 6 DAYS!!! 6 days….6/6/66666/6/6/6/6/6 DEVILS BITCHESA FSDKJFSDJKFS

Ok work is so fun today. Surrsly. I talked to some crazy ladiez on the phone. I wish I could record some of the calls, but sadly thats ILLEGAL.
Ive been gettin hella ringtone answering machines….its fun to dance a lil before they answer the phone and then…yeah. Its sad when they finally pick up cuz its rally fun to dance…specially when ms new booty comes on…seriously who made that song…

Hello…no one is available to take your call…

Pizza when I get home then a drive down to seattle and hopefully my ipod works….pray for me!!!

i miss number 18….come back!!! divide that shit by two and you know how we roll……….OUT!

Tonight it the one year anniversary of a very important factoid in my life. You should know y’all.

So at work doing my phone calls n stuff. And I’ve been pretty gassy these past few days. Eating shitty food and not having a good sleep schedule. So I have a little tummy trouble and think I have to clear my throat a bit. I’m on the phone with someone and I go to quietly clear my throat and this huge bubbling burp comes out of my throat, a little chunky, and then complete silence on both ends of the phone. I try to restart the question I was on to no success and cant stop giggling. So I hang up on them and….oh i love work. I call them and hang up. Haha.

Overall, people got it wrong, believing that most people become less happy as they age, when in fact this study and others have shown that people tend to become happier over time. Not only do younger people believe that older people are less happy, but older people believe they and others must have been happier ‘back then’. Neither belief is accurate…”

People often believe that happiness is a matter of circumstance, that if something good happens, they will experience long-lasting happiness, or if something bad happens, they will experience long-term misery. But instead, people’s happiness results more from their underlying emotional resources — resources that appear to grow with age. People get better at managing life’s ups and downs, and the result is that as they age, they become happier — even though their objective circumstances, such as their health, decline.

Hobo: Do you have a dollar?
Suit: Yes.
Hobo: May I have it?
Suit: Shouldn’t you do a trick first?
Hobo: Fucker, I don’t even own pants! You want me to dance for that shit?

www.blublu.org

Solo le temo a la muerte!!!

SHINE!!!

Summer is here and I need a lite beer!
Moved out of the crack house friday and saturday and shoved all my crap in the living room and random rooms at 809. I am so pumped summer is here. So pumped. So pumped to be at work too making money. I made a glorious return to ARN where I make unbiased patient followup surveys!!! I am making pay and a half today so no complaints.
Dan went out of town to Bean-o-landia and kindly gave me the keys to his apartment. Well I am semi-homeless.
I spent the night watching movies and playing mariokart. It was fun and chillaxin. Made me all excited for next year cuz its the same layout as my place next year only brand new and farther down the block towards downtown. And blue!!!! BLUE!!!!!

Today is June 11th, 2006!!! Congradulations time! You’re so old!

Drunk girl #1 coughs.
Drunk girl #2: If you vomit, I swear to God this friendship is over.

As a child, I was forced to narrate porn books on tape.

I like to bite the heads off of gummi bears, because it makes me feel powerful!

School or no school….that is the question for the summer!!

If you can…pick up the latest from Julieta Venegas. Now available at your local…free on the internet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is so gud. If you cant speak spanish…fuck it…it is the perfect summer album.
With a name like Limon y Sal…ummm tequila?…how can it not be fun?

Aside from that
All I have to say is
giggle giggle giggle giggle

Oh and I have exactly 4 hours till my paper is due. And i am halfway done. Not too worried about it.

Yeah right bitches

JUNIOR YEAR OF COLLEGE DONE!!!!!
3:50 pm 6/7/06
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Dear Lord, I am in love with John Stewart

Ok this is amazing. Listen to the voiceovers when they read the AIM conversations…….i just urinated.