Ok I promise I will quit it with all the youtubes…..but this is just too ______ not to post.

Watch for the asian child in the orange after the tiger does the splits…about the 2:36 mark…ENJOY!

I cant stay off of you tube. Chipmunk girl is so hawt.

I wish i went to MIT.

Me and my friend….smoke pot

I laughed so hard when the dog took the firework.

Hint: It’s all-encompassing…

I’ve been prepping to go to law school since fifth grade, but id really rather just go to denny’s and get a grand slam breakfast .

Hipster chick #1: I wish they had a whole pizza made of crust. I would so buy it.
Hipster chick #2: Me, too!
Queer: You mean bread?

Go finals! Go Team! The Go! Team!
Um…its so hard to start studying. Lots of B.S.ing. And blogging. the CF is always full. I h8 alls yous bitchez. Get out of my building. So Im in huxley in a smelly, tacky energy inefficient room with my friend Sally who is invisible. She helps me through everything, step by step, and brings me candy.
I had a goooood weekend. Goooda. Very guuuda. Thursday and Friday being the fun fun nights. Dancing, friends, very guuuda. Going out is expensive. And seeing how my ever increasing credit card bill is ever increasing…i should limit myself. Or not. Either way. not too worried about anything.
SO HARD TO DECIDE.
RESPONSES OF FIFTEEN PEOPLE. No me digas mentiras. A la verga guey. Not gooey.

Street vendor: Watches — five dollars.
Guy: Five dollars? What’s the catch?
Street vendor becomes nervous and looks around.
Street vendor: They’ll never catch me!

Confession: I’m immensely afraid of not finding someone, and ending up alone. I also fear doctors, barbers, dentists, and the Welch’s Grapejuice girl

For the past 3 weeks at my job I haven’t been putting cover letters on my TPS reports. My bosses consistently tell me what I’m doing wrong and asking me if I got the memo about the cover letters, but I always just come up with ridiculous excuses as to why I’m not doing my job correctly. During my lunch breaks I masturbate thinking about Milton, my sexy passive coworker. Am I going to hell?

Paris Hiltons new single is…..kinda good?
She can’t dance worth shit tho. I could kick her ass. I smell a dance off.

effinhot.com
Asobi Seksu = Play Sex?
Islands “Return To The Sea”
Beirut ” Gulag Orkestar”

Still surprised to catch you everytime…

Xanax

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Go Anderson!
But it was on the fourth day of coverage, at the most dire and terrifying moment of the crisis, that Cooper came unhinged. He was interviewing Mary Landrieu, the senator from Louisiana, who had a big, sweet, southern smile spread across her perfectly made-up face. In a nonanswer to one of Cooper’s questions, she thanked President Bush for his “strong statements of support and comfort.” Finally, Cooper boiled over. “I got to tell you,” he said, “there are a lot of people here who are very upset, and very angry, and very frustrated. And when they hear politicians . . . thanking one another, it just, you know, it kind of cuts them the wrong way right now. Because literally there was a body on the streets of this town yesterday being eaten by rats, because this woman had been laying in the street for 48 hours. And there’s not enough facilities to take her up. Do you get the anger that is out here?”

So when are you coming home? I ask. “I can’t imagine leaving. I’m going to have to at some point, I guess. But it just feels like there’s no place else I should be.”

Sondra Pill
This bitch is hot and she has many more videos on youtube. She seriously is a hidden gem! Ok if gems were rusty, smelled like old tuna and could make your ears bleed. -Dlisted

I’ve got the shimmy shimmy shakes
I love my life