Boy #1: Damn it! I forgot my iPod.
Boy #2: Don’t worry. The city is a soundtrack in itself.

Tourist husband: Hey, look, a Starbucks.
Tourist Wife: Ooo…

Patient: My breasts look like slot machines!

Watch for the froggie. Dan’s frog has one hand. Sad.

Had me a fun weekend granted my initial plans were ruined. The new (used) car broke down about 20minutes south of Bhamsicle and unforch I couldnt go to Fo Grove to see Assley and the other dulces. Que triste! Bought an inflatable cooler and took some beer to the lake. Peeps were hella gelous of it and tried to Keel us for it. We were def not having that. Went to the pet store and Dan put some goldfish in the turtle tank. We made those turts day fosh. It was cool to see some carnage since there isnt enough violence/death/murder/genocide/white people in this world anyways. One turt was doing the eating while the other 6 or so were almost oblivious that real food was in their tank. The turt would prance around after the fish and snap it in its beak and scrap its scales off then just munch it for a while. One fish got away but was missing most its backend. It was sad and hilarious to see it try to swim away flipping back a forth since it had no tail and blood was spewing out the back. Oh well, its life anyways.
So how are you? Omg haven’t talked to you in sooooo long. Erg.
Diamonds in the light. I had a lot to drink last night. Spend 40 on martinis, so tasty. Had me a fun drunk night. Ended the night at a party and yeah. After that I played with 30 foot long bamboo poles and had sword fights. Did some fireworks stuff and yeah. Hella.

They’re the Big Apple’s swishiest gang! The blond viking smokes reefer and plays very, very rough. Grr.
Hey dulce! I hope that Lalo is ‘fun’ and you have a marvelous time in the land of sleeze. See you in August? I will pick you up at the airport in a functioning car this time. Besos! Con tus pies en el lado del pacifico, seras contenta! Te extrano. Te echo de menos.

50 Years Of Summer Songs
1955: “Rock Around the Clock,” Bill Haley & His Comets
1956: “Hound Dog,” Elvis Presley
1957: “Love Letters in the Sand,” Pat Boone
1958: “Summertime Blues,” Eddie Cochran
1959: “See You in September,” the Tempos
1960: “Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini,” Brian Hyland
1961: “Runaway,” Del Shannon
1962: “The Loco-Motion,” Little Eva
1963: “Surf City,” Jan & Dean
1964: “I Get Around,” the Beach Boys
1965: “California Girls,” the Beach Boys
1966: “Summer in the City,” the Lovin’ Spoonful
1967: “Groovin,’ ” the Rascals
1968: “Jumpin’ Jack Flash,” the Rolling Stones
1969: “Hot Fun in the Summertime,” Sly and the Family Stone
1970: “In the Summertime,” Mungo Jerry
1971: “Brown Sugar,” the Rolling Stones
1972: “School’s Out,” Alice Cooper
1973: “My Love,” Wings
1974: “Rock the Boat,” the Hues Corporation
1975: “One of These Nights,” Eagles
1976: “(Shake Shake Shake) Shake Your Booty,” KC and the Sunshine Band
1977: “Margaritaville,” Jimmy Buffett
1978: “Hot Blooded,” Foreigner
1979: “My Sharona,” the Knack
1980: “Funkytown,” Lipps, Inc.
1981: “Jessie’s Girl,” Rick Springfield
1982: “Jack and Diane,” John Cougar Mellencamp
1983: “The Safety Dance,” Men Without Hats
1984: “The Reflex,” Duran Duran
1985: “The Power of Love,” Huey Lewis and the News
1986: “Venus,” Banarama
1987: “Here I Go Again,” Whitesnake
1988: “Pour Some Sugar on Me,” Def Leppard
1989: “Good Thing,” Fine Young Cannibals
1990: “Vogue,” Madonna
1991: “Unbelievable,” EMF
1992: “Jump,” Kris Kross
1993: “Whoomp! There It Is,” Tag Team
1994: “All I Wanna Do,” Sheryl Crow
1995: “Fantastic Voyage,” Coolio
1996: “The Macarena,” Los Del Rio
1997: “Walking on the Sun,” Smash Mouth
1998: “Gettin’ Jiggy Wit’ It,” Will Smith
1999: “Livin’ La Vida Loca,” Ricky Martin
2000: “Who Let the Dogs Out?” Baha Men
2001: “Bootylicious,” Destiny’s Child
2002: “Hot in Herre,” Nelly
2003: “Crazy in Love,” Beyoncé
2004: “Yeah,” Usher
2005: “Hollaback Girl,” Gwen Stefani

(”you motherfuckers watch how I attack”)