I had a dream that I went on a research project in Mexico. I heard some wierd animal calls and then all of a sudden Sasquatch came along and we started fighting. We were throwing rocks and then Squatch pulled out some whip made out of hair and started lashing us. I though it was hot but no one else did so we ran away screaming. I got his/her? whip and fought back somemore until the bitch peaced out. The dream ends with me someone going to some internet cafe and checking some blogs like usual and the first headline I see is “Britney Spears fights off Sasquatch while vacationing.” I look down and I have tits. Dammit. Dream over.
My crazy dreams have returned.

Last night was a foam party and Rumors. I haven’t had that much fun in so long. Granted my face is still stinging from all the nastiness, it was worth it. The entire place was covered in foam. But on the dance floor there was foam about 2 feeet high and then when the machines started every few minutes or so, there would literally be 8 or more feet of foam high. Trippy shit to dance in. I would be completely covered up to my head. I got really clausterphobic when I was completely engulfed in it. For one I couldnt breathe or see so it was intense. We ended the night stomping down the street with our new moon boots and soapy bodies. The bubbles that flowed at 502 in Oax, Oax, Mejico look pretty weak now.

Friday night was pretty kewl too. Had a keggar at our house. A decent amount of people showed up. a$$.

its 2K6!!!!! OMG parteeeeeeeeeee.
And I’ll you’d ever hear me say…….

Anyways, it was fun. I made jello shots that were yummy. And fun peoples were there and there was no drama or fighting. P.S. Babe….Happy Half Birthday Anniversary. I’m glad we ruined it forever!!!

White guy: Fucking bigots. Those people should be lynched.
White chick: Shh! I told you to stop talking about lynching in this neighborhood!

Cop: See that naked Chinese guy?
Tourist man: Ummm…Yeah.
Cop: Walk down to him and make a left.
Tourist man: Um, thanks.
Cop: No problem.

Hobo: Hey, can you spare some money?
Man: Sorry.
Hobo: That’s my favorite board game!!

Girl: Paris Hilton has a fragrance?! What’s it supposed to smell like, unwashed crotch?

Black chick #1: C’mon.
Black chick #2: Alright, alright, what’s the rush?
Black chick #1: C’mon, I wanna see some white boys dancing.

Two men pass each other on the street.
Middle-aged man #1: Hey!
Middle-aged man #2: I didn’t recognize you with clothing on.

To be famous is so nice. Suck my d**k, kiss my a**, in limousines we have s*x, With my famous friends