Long time no right.
Work has been busy. This is the week of hell. Working long hours. Everyone moves around the 31st and Sept 1st. So I clean all thier messes up. Thanks bham college students.
Went down to oregon to seeeee asssley. And a surprise, anita too. It was a short but fun time. Went to some parties. Saw my dulce. Gave her un regalito y espero que you likey.
Hmm whatelse…….
No American has died of old age since 1951.
That was the year the government eliminated that classification on death certificates.
The trigger of death, in all cases, is lack of oxygen. Its decline may prompt muscle spasms, or the “agonal phase,” from the Greek word agon, or contest.
Within three days of death, the enzymes that once digested your dinner begin to eat you. Ruptured cells become food for living bacteria in the gut, which release enough noxious gas to bloat the body and force the eyes to bulge outward.
The vultures are now dying off after eating cattle carcasses dosed with diclofenac, an anti-inflammatory used to relieve fever in livestock.
Heading down to oregon for the weekend. Its assleys bday. I hope it is madness and fun. I miss my dulce. Muchisimo!
My cd burner is working again. Hella cds for the drive down
I took mushrooms for the first time in a while. A lil’ bit with emilz and it was crackin. Went swimming a lil’ bit, and then other things. I was a good high for a while, couple hours. Blew bubbles in a bathtub for a while. Danced. Sang. Skipped. It was tite. Then i started drinking to go out ot 80s night and it wasnt too fun afterthat. Oh well.
I just ate peach yogurt with cereal. Cerealisly?
Im home in redmond with Woody and Mike. I hope the condo works out tonight.
mfkn Snakes on a mfkn Plane opens this mfkn weekend.
wish i was/were/am/ here
www.snakesonasenate.com
This shit is fuckered up. Thats it, I’m republican. Thats right I came out. And said it.
A woman is suing JC Penney Co. after a mannequin’s arm snapped off and knocked her in the head, cutting her scalp, cracking a tooth, and causing other injuries. The incident occurred when a salesperson at the Westiminster Mall store attempted to remove the mannequin’s shirt which the plaintiff wanted to purchase. Apparently, mannequins can be quite dangerous.
Found: fishermen lost at sea for a year
After nearly a year drifting in the Pacific, three Mexican fishermen were found 5,500 miles from San Blas, Mexico, from where they departed last October. A tuna trawler found the men about a week ago near the Marshall Islands. After having engine problems soon after they left their home port, it seems the men were steadily pushed west across the ocean and were lost for 11 months. They apparently survived on a diet of rainwater, raw fish and seabirds. “We fished, and we ate the fish raw … because there was no fire to cook with.” Reports said that two other crew members had jumped overboard and presumably perished soon after they encountered engine problems. The survivors said they read the Bible as their 27ft fibreglass boat drifted. At least once they had to endure more than two weeks without food but there was drinking water because it rained every day. “Sometimes our stomachs would hurt, because we would go up to 15 days without eating and there were times when we had only one bird to share among the three of us.” VIVA MEXICO.
Um…Last night was hardcore crazy. I climbed a fire escape. Thats waz dangerUS. Mets some friends at dumplings. Hella dancing at rumors with fun people. Walked around downtown quite a bit after closing of bars. Passed at at at my new apartmento. Y’all hella jealous dat I live 0.08 milliseconds from the bars. Bras.
My new apartment is so nice. Brand new. Never been lived in before. I have a new bed. And since the dorms I have a stable place to live. I have a year lease and it will be beautiful. Hopefully it will be a good enviro to crack down and get shit down this year. I am in my fourth year of college. Wow.
Black woman #1: I love crab legs. I’ma go home tonight and cook mad crab legs and suck the meat out.
Black woman #2: Fuck dat, I’ma go to Coney Island, get some clams. Put some hot sauce and some butter on that shits. Go home and get freaky with my old man. Shellfish get me mad horny.
that made my night. nights. tomorrow i get my keys for the new apartment. i can tell it’ll be a good thing. muy excited for all this. imma be classy. AND use a day planner or sumtin.
lates
Last night was fun. Met Dan on C.Hill with Josh. Did some drinking and dancing. It was coo.
Spent today going through a lot of stuff in redmond and figuring out what to take up to the new apt.
Woman on crowded elevator, screaming into her cell: And she know I’m a private person, so why she be sharin’ all that information like that?!
A natural high, he’s given me
as we go down…slowly
Woman: Aren’t your feet hot on the pavement?
Little barefoot boy: Yeah, but that’s okay. The ground is really hot, too.
Intern: Have you ever been to Disney World?
Employee: Yes, when I was 8. It was when I had my first cigarette.
OMGFG PH IN DA HIZZIE. THX BOI. ME LOVES the “DA DA da da da da da” part. Wish I was in the 307 with you.
Tee hee hee. Thats silly fun, huh?
time for socializing…laters.
I lost my wallet, got a speeding ticket and my head hurts from last night. Oh wells. Home is good and Woody is looking sexy. He’s bringing it back. Thats was dumb.
Early we wasted time by driving across the street to Walmart. Smallmart. Smartmart. Fartmart. Fart in a mitten. Um it was too hot to walk across the street. We would have gotten heat stroke and the CLAP! So we played a cool game. Find the lowest priced item in the store. I won. Ha. I found a bottle of elmers glue for 20 cents, Mike found a flag for 25cents. On the way out I spotted a box of crayons for 10cents. So I won twice. Take it.
So we went to the play. There was a huge banquet. Lots of smoozing. Important peeps. Good food. Champain and KFed was there also. He is nice. Um the play, or actually musical was touching. It was her life story. Te Ata. She is a famous, kinda, performer, entertainer, actress. Performed on broadway and for presidents and royalty. Pretty good for growing up on a reservation in the middle of Ok in the early 1900s. She died a month shy of her 100th. Shoulda been there. Im not a critic so I wont say more. We left there and headed back to the hotel for some sleep. Hung out with the relatives till pretty late. Drinking some gin and juice. I tried to stop drinking after a few beers but twice I said, quote “no thanks” and she brought me two more anyways. Oh well. They were free. The hotel manager paid for them. I got kinda buzzed from dehydration and no eating. And I went and drunk dialed people. I felt young. Next day was short and we didnt do much more with the family stuff. We did some reunion like stuff and then bounced hardcore. We sweated a little bit and then headed to Oklahoma City. We saw the Federal Building memorial at the bombing sight. It was a nice memorial and the museum inside was sad. There was a recording of the explosion that gave me chills. And then I saw a ghost and sasquatch. Oh I read both sasquatch books I bought at least 6 times and talked to a guy next to me about them. I let him read a section in the book. He was inspired. And now will prolly spend the rest of his life searching the woods of alabama for footprints.
Then we went to the airport and left. Bye! There are more stories but my memory is limited and I am sleep deprived and tired, and tired after an early and long day of work. Back to life….back to reality. Name it. 20 fucks to whoever names it.
I dream dreams. See below.
I took this from the plane headed home to Sea above Houston. They are thunderclouds. They rain. I thought they were so pretty and puffy. Then it rained a little bit and we were delayed an hour on the runway. Twat.
