Woman on crowded elevator, screaming into her cell: And she know I’m a private person, so why she be sharin’ all that information like that?!
A natural high, he’s given me
as we go down…slowly

Woman: Aren’t your feet hot on the pavement?
Little barefoot boy: Yeah, but that’s okay. The ground is really hot, too.

Intern: Have you ever been to Disney World?
Employee: Yes, when I was 8. It was when I had my first cigarette.

OMGFG PH IN DA HIZZIE. THX BOI. ME LOVES the “DA DA da da da da da” part. Wish I was in the 307 with you.

CREAM!

This one is dum.

Sik.