Black woman #1: I love crab legs. I’ma go home tonight and cook mad crab legs and suck the meat out.
Black woman #2: Fuck dat, I’ma go to Coney Island, get some clams. Put some hot sauce and some butter on that shits. Go home and get freaky with my old man. Shellfish get me mad horny.

that made my night. nights. tomorrow i get my keys for the new apartment. i can tell it’ll be a good thing. muy excited for all this. imma be classy. AND use a day planner or sumtin.
lates