mfkn Snakes on a mfkn Plane opens this mfkn weekend.

wish i was/were/am/ here

www.snakesonasenate.com
This shit is fuckered up. Thats it, I’m republican. Thats right I came out. And said it.

A woman is suing JC Penney Co. after a mannequin’s arm snapped off and knocked her in the head, cutting her scalp, cracking a tooth, and causing other injuries. The incident occurred when a salesperson at the Westiminster Mall store attempted to remove the mannequin’s shirt which the plaintiff wanted to purchase. Apparently, mannequins can be quite dangerous.

Found: fishermen lost at sea for a year
After nearly a year drifting in the Pacific, three Mexican fishermen were found 5,500 miles from San Blas, Mexico, from where they departed last October. A tuna trawler found the men about a week ago near the Marshall Islands. After having engine problems soon after they left their home port, it seems the men were steadily pushed west across the ocean and were lost for 11 months. They apparently survived on a diet of rainwater, raw fish and seabirds. “We fished, and we ate the fish raw … because there was no fire to cook with.” Reports said that two other crew members had jumped overboard and presumably perished soon after they encountered engine problems. The survivors said they read the Bible as their 27ft fibreglass boat drifted. At least once they had to endure more than two weeks without food but there was drinking water because it rained every day. “Sometimes our stomachs would hurt, because we would go up to 15 days without eating and there were times when we had only one bird to share among the three of us.” VIVA MEXICO.

Um…Last night was hardcore crazy. I climbed a fire escape. Thats waz dangerUS. Mets some friends at dumplings. Hella dancing at rumors with fun people. Walked around downtown quite a bit after closing of bars. Passed at at at my new apartmento. Y’all hella jealous dat I live 0.08 milliseconds from the bars. Bras.

My new apartment is so nice. Brand new. Never been lived in before. I have a new bed. And since the dorms I have a stable place to live. I have a year lease and it will be beautiful. Hopefully it will be a good enviro to crack down and get shit down this year. I am in my fourth year of college. Wow.