Oh Kla Ho Ma.

I had some fun. Hopefully I remember my mental blogging notes to recapture the x-pier-e-ence.
Went down to Seattle thurs night with broski and stayed in redmond. Went to emilys to visit and get paid for my services. Then she smoked me out. It was tight. I dont really smoke anymore. It was my third time after a little over 3 months. It was fun. She is hella filosofical. Woke up early fri morn and head to Seatac. Plane to Houston then OKC. Saw a Fox News Channel Store in the airport there. OK. Out of the airport in OK and we couldnt breath. It was over 100 and hella humid. Gross. It was seriously sick. But kinda refreshing. I love sweaty. Brian picked us up in the rental and we headed to somewhere. It is very flat and boring. But still aight. Went to University of Okla and walked around mucho in the blazing sun. Mike and I complained a lot but very happy everytime we went into an A/C building. Found the courtyard named after Gramps Hi and it was cool to see. Wish the big olde guy coulda been there. Toured around some more and headed to meet our peeps. We drove the the restaurant to meet the Sparks. I forget how we are related. Maybe we aren’t. Oops. I doubt they will read this. Actually they are pretty hi-tech. They own a dude ranch, and the dude sent my dad a text message. And he used to be a rocket scientest. No joke. Designed spy satellites and shit. So we ate at a restaurant called Punkins. I had catfish. It was a trip to see. Stereotypical americana there. Drive your truck/american car to the local joint for dinner with your enormous family, and often enourmous children and eat lots of bbq and see some neighboors and shit. Ok so chatted and ate, etc. Then followed them back to thier place. They live in Sulphur, OK and guess what it smells like? Hard one, eh? Unpacked, etc. And it was dark so Lady Sparks drove us to the local watering hole and Mike y yo went swimming. There were naked people there too, but they didnt touch us. The sign there said dont go swimming do to high levels of bacteria. She said not too worry. The drinking water is supposedly worse. Comforting. Swam, etc. Headed home to bed, etc. Haha took this picture before I went to bed. Naughty.

Woke up. Had some breakfast. I ate meat kinda. Mike and I decided not to make a fuss. The eggs were cooked in bacon greeese. Drove out the the ranch where Mike y yo rode in the back of the truck and the other up front. Prolly 3+ hours. It was cooler than a safari hunt. I still have a cut on my face from being hit by braches as we drove around. We stopped by maybe 6 different herds/groups/gaggles? of cattle and fed them. Well we watched. Mike and I would occasionaly pick some pellets out of the feed back and throw them at the cows. And Dad. I hit him in the face on assident. Ooospees. Saw the old house on the ranch where they grandparents were born. It was in semi-ruin. A tornado a while back took out the outhouse, barn and some other thing. Just the house was left. Cows are hot. Seriously. They love to stare and moooo. I think y’alls new that already but I thought I would emphasize. They are scared of cars but sometimes sit and wonder why a truck is speeding directly towards them and then gallop away at the last minute. Dont worry I have video records. There were some sick cows. Sik. The dude lassoed one and Mike pranced after the rope and helped get ‘er by running around a tree with the rope till the calf couldnt move. Then it was injected with a heroin to make it all better. We left fast. Lates we found a widdle baby who was ditched by its momma. It was actually sad. It was born the day before and was all disoriented and scared. shaking. Crying. Wimp. It would rub against us. So I pettteedd it alot. Heavy petting. Zoos. PETA! Fur. Veal. Must eat.

We drove around looking for its momma. But me and mike decided to just sit in the back of the truck and get sunburnt. Success! We drove back and down this dirt road back to the main entrance about 60+ in the back of a truck. It was wild and crazy. If I pebble or grain of sand had hit us in the face we woulda died right there in Oklahoma. Sad. Drove back. Left the house. Toured around the city a bit. Headed to some town. Tishamingo for the actualy purpose of the trip. We got really dressed classy.