October 23, 2006

Words come easy

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 2:20 pm

Today: Lynden for a little workin. Nice to do a bit of travel.
Today was…draining. Went to bed 4:30, woke up late to study…had two hours to cram b4 lit test at noon. Did well. Only had trouble on one 10pt question out of 100 total. Im smooth.
Coming home from work and passing out. Asap.

LISTEN TO THIS SONG. ABBA like….so catchy right now

October 22, 2006

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 3:58 pm

Live News: Police Exit Scene with Large Dildo
34 Scandals From Bush’s First Year of Presidency

CF. Come party. Pizza, late night, etc…Jealous
Big midterm tomorrow. Unprepared for my study group earlier. Shit fuck.
But I will be productive and get it done.

NEVER GIVE UP

Fade into you
Strange you never knew
Fade into you
I think its strange you never knew
Good song

I miss my (working) iPod. I want you so bad right now.
Hella studying in CF with willow and garrett. Went on a energy run to Haggen. They have the new self-check shit. Really exciting I know. Im proud of them down there tho…Good goin.
1/4 done. its 11. fuck. entiendo que eres celoso..pero quitate la toalla y que…y que??

woke up with fingers crossed
in a boy’s bed with your pants off
after polite declines of coffee & toast
walked home itching in last night’s clothes

past the Phone Booth & the Beauty Bar
the broken windows of your neighbors’ cars
through the backdoor to a message from Sis
asking who was your New Year’s kiss

took the afternoon to piece it all
plus a half a dozen phone calls
crashed a party with Larissa & Chris
in pursuit of a New Year’s kiss

not the way that you’d imagined it
on a balcony with champagne lips
but in a pantry against the pancake mix
you had your New Year’s kiss

I got a 50 cent raise. So that will help out with my enormous credit card bill. Im an ass. I have no self control. When I pay it off…I will cut it up. cut it out. stop it.

October 21, 2006

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 5:09 pm


Que triste

1) Convince ( ) that everything ( ) going to be ( ), and 2) make their own feet shuffle. I’m posting about this because they managed to help me achieve those two goals as well. Which, alas, brings me to my third goal: clean my room. At least I know what I’ll be listening to…

Last night was wierd. Quite a bust.
Now I’m all cloudy and can’t concentrate on homework. Boo. Maybe I’ll just go get drunkso.

GO SEE SHORTBUS. YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT.

we’re leaving quite a mess behind: ploughed-up prairies, razed forests, drained aquifers, nuclear waste, chemical pollution, invasive species, mass extinctions and now the looming spectre of climate change. If they could, the other species we share Earth with would surely vote us off the planet.
Really upbeat article.

October 20, 2006

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 12:22 pm

Considering all the Foley-ness that has occured recently…
this is a perfect article.


Prof. Hawking now divorced.


We are not running out of oil

Yoda


Youtube starts to delete videos


Darwins complete works online. Yeah! More studying!

October 19, 2006

stuf

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 4:20 pm


Dead zones


How to get out of a speeding ticket


One billion a year for pot


Kill cancer


Reasons for not posting a blog


SO ADDICTING! Fight with people over refrigerator magnets…


Ten coolest places to work

McCain on Hardball with Chris Matthews:
“I think gay marriage should be allowed if there’s a ceremony kind of thing if you want to call it that. I don’t have any problem with that…” Before your jaw drops too far, McCain went on to say “I think private ceremonies are fine. I do not think gay marriage should be legal.” And blacks can sit in the front of the bus, just as long as it’s the back and they’re pretending it’s the front.

Please watch.

Bill Shannon has bilateral hip deformity as a result of Legg Calvé Perthes, a disease that affects 1 in 1,200 children. This, however, didn’t stop Bill, who dances and skateboards with his crutches.

Anyways,
Dung beetle research may be about to boost the cliché about men with flashy sports cars. According to new study, male beetles with the most dramatic and ostentatious sets of horns apparently pay for that with smaller testicles.
The research is one of the first studies to experimentally demonstrate that investing energy in one mating advantage may come at the expense of another.

Happy Thursday.


Amazing ad. Amazing.

October 18, 2006

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 10:44 pm

Lets Go Swimming #1

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 10:21 pm

Today was lab day. It was pretty cool. For my wetlands ecology class we go on a 4 hour field trip every wednesday to a wet place around whatcom county. Today we ventured an hour south to Skagit county. We were about 20 minutes up the road from Lake McMurray which is one of my favorite places in the world. Ja! I’m sure some people know what I’m talking about.
So we pull up in the vans and unload. Its raining…rain jackets and boots are put on.
We walk down the embankment from the road and down to the bog place. So here is how it works. A bog is a wet place. It is known for its layers of decaying matter that form around the edges of water, kinda like land except there is water underneath and not soil. To get to the bog we had to cross a series of wooden planks, some exposed some submerged, etc. It took may 10 minutes for the class to cross it. The water on either side was prolly neck deep or more. Only one girl fell in.

Sucker.
We get onto the actual bog. Its rad. Its really spongy and depending on the depth of the sphagnum…pronounched fag-um, it gets really bouncy. Natures trampoline. Quite entertaining. We saw some plants. Some other stuff. There was a fucking venus fly trap there too. A tiny one because they arent native but pretty banging none the lesssss.
Venus Fly Snatch
There were other cool carnivorous plants that ate things. Saw some beaver remnants n’ stuff.
I love these labs. Its like recess is nature. She pointed out some native berries and of course me with my uncontrolable candy addiction spent most of the time when she wasn’t lecturing scouting for berries. My favorite were bog cranberries. Super sour but gud.
We walked around about half the lake till it was time to go. I’m glad this class makes me so happy because Huxley was boring me after three years of pre-bullshit and now I am in all the fun stuff.
Next stop:
Find a rad internship, paid would be preferred but my goal is something A.) in spanish, B.) outside the U.S., C.) somewhere were I live kinda far away from any large city. I should look into Chacuhua again, wtf I can’t even remember how to spell it. Sad. Oaxaca was so long ago.

No matter how hard I try, my mind wanders in class. I know, I am so unique and this never happens to anyone. But it gets bad sometimes. My classes are dec interesting and all but sometimes its more fun to think about other shit.
Today I went down travelling memory lane hard core. My highlight was my Rome vespa renting with Mike. Exploring an ancient city on a moped is glorious. I need a vacation. I am such a baby.

I hate when people eat delicately. Fucking shove that shit in your mouth and get it over with. Fuck manners.
Drunk.
I wish I could switch majors and study Sasquatch. I probably could through Fairhaven, but my parents would be a lil bit dissapointed maybe even angry?

I would like to give a giant thank you to white people for enslaving much of Africa. I can dance! Slavery equals dancing. Thats awful, I’m not being insensitive, just pointing out the obvious. What, you want to do the polka or ballroom? Fuck off.

a new race emerged as the world seemed to teeter on the brink of failure

we held hands, hugged the earth tight and said…

“from here we shall do no evil”

Cuestion de suerte

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 12:17 am

Question here.
I have a problem with hoodies. Not that I buy too many, its when I wash them the zipper gets all f-ed up and bendy. Is it in the dryer too long? I hate it. I want my zipper straight, just like my men. And!
K, any suggestions?

Bush: “One of the most important pieces of legislation in the war on terror.”
ACLU: “One of the worst civil liberties measures ever enacted in American history.”
Does anyone else wake up completely scared to check the news in the morning or on the internets? I’m leaving it, this world is nutso.
Torture!!!

October 17, 2006

used to be our comfort, homes

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 7:56 pm

Question: Besides San Francisco, name a city that begins with the word San.
#1 Answer: San Diego
Worst Answer: Seattle

Question: Name a slang term used for important people.
#1 Answer: V.I.P.
Worst Answer: Buddy

Question: Name something that might annoy a gardener.
#1 Answer: Bugs
Worst Answer: Not getting paid on time

Question: Name a reason a man might send his wife flowers.
#1 Answer: Anniversary
Worst Answer: Happy divorce


I dont know if you heard this. Its pretty funny though. Barbra Streisand went on some typical Bush rant and a random fan in the crowd ‘heckled’ back at here. Above is here response.


Portuguese and English lyrics

Fun Links

Filed under: Regular Posts — Ben @ 4:53 pm


how to chug a beer in 4 seconds


how to have a lucid dream


50 states in 50 days


amazing, addicting website design


flying hydro boat

you can’t be confrontational with the President of the United States!

la vida dice: “soy tuya”
aunque sepamos bien que nos traiciona!

y el alma, un ave que remonta el vuelo

my blind friend wanted me to hook him up with a girl and as a joke i got a gay guy to act as a girl. they’ve been dating for 3 months now. i don’t know if i should tell him or not.

i live in a small town in Kansas. I’ve always been the artsy type..painting, photography…while most other guys around here were more jocky. Tons of guys joined the millitary after high school and now almost all of them are in Iraq. They send letters home saying how proud they are of their wives and how it must be hard for them to deal with their husbands being away.
Well do you know how they deal with it?
They fuck me.
Thats right. While you are away getting your ass hot off I’m shooting myself off in your wifes ass. Thank God for George Bush. I have about 4 wives I’m currently fucking because of his great leadership. I voted republican this year and then promptly went to a shipped off wives’s home and came in her mouth.

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