A woman called and asked, “Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know who’s luggage belongs to who?” I said, “No, why do you ask?” She replied, “Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said FAT, and I’m overweight, is there any connection?” After putting her on hold for a minute while I “looked into it” (I was actually laughing) I came back and explained the city code for Fresno is FAT, and that the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage.
Why Americans Shouldn’t Travel…
Is Iraq really that bad. intense youtube videos.
Wow. Back to Reality at school. Got drunk last night with Emily and went sledding down the icy hills again. My tailbone is bruised and my bellybutton is still bleeding. I was surprised school was in session and it is supposed to snow again then warm up tomorrow. Hopefully this snow will be gone so I can get my Wetlands project done, since obvioulsy all the fucking plants are covered in jizzzzzm. Last night we came home with a boogie board, I dont know who’s it is. We lost our baking pan too. Sad times.
Jones Soda is taking out the high fructose corn syrup in its tasty beverages and adding cane sugar instead. They also have a deal were you can send them your own pictures and they will put them on the bottles for you. Good xmas idea.