How To Shower Like a Man
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the ‘woo-woo’ sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the ‘woo-woo’ sound again. Throw wet towel on bed.
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Well back from the trip up north and it was short and tasty. Got two days in of good skiing. I’m glad I didn’t snowboard, it was more of a skiers mountain. Our condo was quite the pad. Own hot tub, nice. We could ski right up to the front door and a lift was just a short ski down the hill. I read a total of 2.5 books and was quite pleased. I ate like a princess and got lots of sleep and played all day. That’s a fucking vacation. The drive time sucked. 5 grown people in a car has its entertaining moments especially when we haven’t spent that much time together in way too long. And I learned that Canada isn’t really all that progressive. Fucking liars.

Here are three of my favorite jams from the slopes.
There’s Too Much Love - Belle & Sebastian ahhing and strings and come claps = perfect for a swish down i do say
Chemical Reaction - 33hz No explanation. just fit.
Ay Chico (Lengua Afuera) - Pitbull Lick Lick, Bite Bite, Nibble Nibble, Tease Ya. Skiing and sexy music mixes well.
Love Today - Mika Wow. I don’t think I could get more excited to listen to listen to listen to this song

Doing some discovering I found some sweet jams through this label, Labrador Records, and Klicktrack, and they have been getting some adequate blog coverage recently. Check out some Labrador peeps if your interested. This is a new banger out and sounds like another cracker doing his best Prince, but it works for the time being. Its Hanna from Juvelen. They call him a one-man-boyband I guess. Klicktrack has been my homie for quite sometime and sells only nordic tunes, which I’m down with since the best electronica comes from there anyways. Check this one too, you’ll like if you can get past a few squeely voice parts, 1969 - Montt Mardie

Went to the Pickford tonight and saw Fast Food Nation. Books is better obviously but a good flick. Avril Lavigne was in it wtf. But! The Histroy Boys is coming soon. I saw it in Seatown and its a good one. I liked all the sexual undertones but thats not really the point of the movie. Dialogue is all very academic but you can still understand it.

and the britney spears cover track of the days comes…right…about…now

The 10 Most Puzzling Ancient Artifacts
In case you needed some advice. A nice little how to guide.
Like space? Like to zoom in and play around with pictures? Cool.
Chicago UFO sightings update.