Sean Stevens and Peter Berdovsky are charged with placing a hoax device that causes panic. They told reporters they would only answer questions about hair.

1-31-07 Never Forget!

i’m in ur citiez, lightin yer brites

“It had a very sinister appearance,” Coakley told reporters. “It had a battery behind it, and wires.”

OMG, battery? Wires?!?!?! My kid’s toybox has been taken over by terrorists!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe they should have floated some crates of tea in the harbor with these strapped to the side.

It’s got it all.
comedy
intrigue
sensationalism
political double-speak
viral marketing
mass panic
pseudo-science
middle fingers

the only thing missing is a naked celebrity in a drug-induced stupor. (but the story hasn’t run its course yet).

“Check, please!”

I can’t control my laughter