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Campsite - Lines intact
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Bollock Brothers - Harley David (Son Of A Bitch)
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1. Oil
2. Iran
3. Bird Flu
4. Iraq
5. Hyundai
6. Global Warming
7. Super Bowl
8. Lebanon
9. Kosovo
10. Second Life
I like to catch up on what is most searched by my fellow homies around the world. I was nice to see that global warming was on the list…..but Hyundai? WTF, as if.

Begin all your sentences with “Ohh la la!”
Hype hype hype…Welcome to the next phase of your life friends. TOMORROW!
Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

Occasionally bark in a high-pitched voice. Seriously try this at home folks.
Say “okay, you’re gay” to anything someone says. This one too.

This week has been so amazing so far. So fun and so pure! Name your dog “Dog.” First off, Iran cured AIDS! Yeah thats good. Also in a relatively boring week in news, I was captivated by the diaper story. Adult diapers, a long breezy coastal drive, attempt to kidnap and a love triangle between astronauts? Couldn’t be any better. What could have made this story any more extravagent? Guess! I caught Letterman randomly and his Top Ten was hilarious about her ordeal. Then I changed my major. I decided once and for all that I am not a math and science person so I downgraded myself to Environmental Studies. I think I’ll take the Natural Resources path which I think would fit better into a more policy based conservation path instead of research. I will know the science without having to use it. There. Ask people what gender they are. Over and done with.This doesn’t put me behind graduation wise, thankfully, and I could be done in about a year from now. So five years + a quarter or two. Total pat on the back.

Frat boy #1: Dude, when do you graduate?
Frat boy #2: Like, next year, man.
Frat boy #1 : How long have you been in school, man? Like, five years, right?
Frat boy #2: Anyone that leaves college in less than five years is a loser. It’s like someone who leaves the party at 10:30 — things are just getting started!

While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

Im super ready for this college thing to be over. I’ve been realizing that I have already accomplished/experienced enough of this “college” life and am really ready to just move on. I need some free time and a break from academics. I have graduation more on the horizon and it is thrilling. I am currently bursting. Wait in line here for samples. And I am going to be making my stage debut in about three months. I was on the stage once before a long, long time ago as a squirrel in a 3rd grade play. Mmmmemories.

Speaking of dance. It was incredible today. We wrote for 1/2 the time. We wrote about what concerned us about the world around us, etc. So we did some more writing exercises, blah blah, and then we handed them in. She had us spread around the room and then would read a word or phrase from our answers and we would immediately react. She picked one of mine. Dont remember the question, but my answer was “People don’t believe in UFOs anymore.” A room full of semi-trained dancers, and me! the newcomer acting that out…oh jeez what a hoot. I think I put my hand on my head and twirled around making a high pitched squeal. They however, had stars in their hearts..

Continuously open your briefcase or bag and say into it, “Have you got enough air in there?

Nightmare with a paper today. Some saving error poped up and overwrote my ENTIRE paper. Serious not funny. I had about 2.5 hours left and half my paper was gone. I ending up running across campus to ATUS, I never run in public. Thats how serious this shit was. They saved my life. I would have sucked that nerdy ass ATUS kids pimply dick I was so happy. I think I may have ‘wooted’ while leaving. Could have been offensive to then.

Call everyone a communist. This ones for you cheeks.
Cool Beans.
Whenever someone finishes a sentence say, “And then what happened?”

One could say that the repititioin of the piano could get irritating, but I enjoy its calming effect. The last minute or so, lyrically really gets to me and I find it delightful. Its fun to shout along to. Ballad.
LCD Soundsystem - All My Friends

I chugged the last of my family sized Vicks NyQuil Cough Cherry Flavor medicine I had left over from my week of sickness and twirled around my room to this. I suggest you do the same. Feel free to substitute substances or just on straight life juice!
Brooklyn Express - Sixty Nine

Cut Copy has been my favorite for a few years now. If you like catchy pop this is your ticket to a fun time. No seatbelts allowed!
Anyways a newy was posted on the myspazz and its a fist pumper. Catch it here for good quality or I have it and you can steal it from me! Check out Bright Like Neon Love if you don’t like the pure dancefloor vibe of this.
Cut Copy - Hearts on Fire

Tonight is all about the Thug Misses. Take this Sufjan. These songs can be just as chirpy and radiant in thier sheer colourful flamboyancy. Imma drop that pussy and wipe them lips. I just made that up…but you can get the idea.
State Bird - Where the Water Met the Land
Soft Lightes - Noah And The Electric Cholos

Wear your cap backwards and say “Yo, wazzup?” a lot.

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173. Add blank entries to lists, to make it look like it’s longer.

174. Uzi & Ari - Mountain/Molehill

175. Bonde Do Role - Funk Da Esfiha

176. Yo La Tengo - Speeding Motorcycle

177. Au Revoir Simone - Sad Song

Jay-Z is killah!
It is the summer of 1969 in Harlem and before you sits Nina Simone at a piano. Life sucks.

Tonight is a glorious night. I have 45 brandnewsongs to feel and a whole 5 months of lint and dryer sheets collected to burn on canvas!!!! Oh the holy glory of it all.