PRIME B(r)EASTS
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Man o Man O. Fourth episode of Skins came out this morning. Fucking hooked. This episode turned a little dark but of course had its hilarious moments. When he discovered his mum had taken everything and then when his dad came home and then the cubs story! Sad shit there. Good work writers! I pissed myself at the baby drop! haha. Chris dances with his teacher and has had a boner for 15 hours, Viagra induced. Sid! Your stiffie is digging into my back. Brilliant show. Fucking brilliant.
Can you sleep when I grind my teeth
Do you look away if I slob when I eat
Will you let me be myself
Can you at all times wear socks, because I’m still scared of feet
And if I’d fall, would you pick me up
And if I’d fall, would you pick me up
Do you talk in the middle of Seinfeld
Do you read more than two books a month
Do you get racist or sexist when you’ve had a few
Is it fine if I make more money than you
Hello Saferide - The Quiz
I Had Unprotected Sex with Anna Nicole and All I Got Was This Lousy Paternity Suit
This world is out of control. Seriously. This Britney Spears drama is annoying. OMG you are so troubled. Gr8 I got the point. Now can we devote a larger percentage of media coverage to more pressing issues? That would be helpful. Did you really shave your head? Did you? Thats incredible? I know huh, it is THE most shocking thing ever. I have no place in this modern world anymore.
Three day weekend! Time to sail the seven seas.
The vagina monologues was last night. I went with mommie and it was interesting. Sitting next to your mother and listening to orgasms was something I haven’t done is quite some time. It has been far too long my friends. But refreshing. Nothing can be more uncomfortable anymore. With everything that has been going on lately family-wise, it is a blessing that there are no more secrets or anything we have to hold back. Being more open has been such a good thing. Now that our sex lives have been thrust upon them, nothing else can surprise them. Haha. Silly times indeed.
But the monolouges are amazing. I almost wanted to be a woman for a second, then I slapped myself. I like women, just…yeah. But it was quite empowering to see. Talented bunch of young ladies, and one old one. I’m going again tonight with more people and father. We went out to dinner downtown. It has been nice to have my parents up here this weekend seeing as I have yet to pay for a meal. I like this trend.
(bang bang chu chu train get up on it and ride that thang)
I’m pissed Im not internationalling it up with the broski. Him and Jenn are away for a bit and I need a vacation so I’m jealous.
Shout out to them and hope that they have many adventures and get lost, drunk, etc. Go get ‘em!
I get up for my 9am on friday and the teacher decides that she wants to take a vote of who wants to have lecture or not. Obviously no one did so we left. Thanks I could have been sleeping. Seems that will be my only productive effort made until tuesday at the same time. Lets see, thats exactly 71 hours until I have school again. Im not checking the math on that but that is many hours. I feel the need to accomplish something. This would be a perfect weekend for a roadtrip but alas money and access to a car is a key factor.
this is often the song i rev up to before i go out
and i’ve just gotten out of the shower and i’m dancing in purple, magenta, or neon blue underwear. tmi?
well, that and the expansive amounts of drugs that course through my body.
just kidding… (?)
The Avalanches - Ray of Zdarlight
Soft is the new hard! Holy Madre
Benoit Pioulard - Little A Strongly More Grow I
can you read that? it says “SEX IS HARD ROMANCE IS HARDER”. how’s that for a post-valentine’s day sentiment?!?
Ben and Jerry’s Introduces New Ice Cream Flavor ‘Stephen Colbert’s Americone Dream’
This caind of Musikkk is it. My boys, Lo-Fi-Fnk, are coming to Vancouver and possibly Seattle. Wow. Cannot wait. And my mom might fly with me to Palm Springs when I go to Coachella and hangout there while I do my thing. And then….and then. They are at SXSW, no fair why cant they come to Indio. Stupid Swedes.
The Charleston and Daft Punk.
Randy Savage is blathering on and on.
Try making it through the day not singing it.
Sand Castle Explosions (in reverse)