MOM: Pass the wine, please. I want to become crazy.
DAD: O.K.
GRANDMOTHER: Did you see the politics? It made me angry.
DAD: Me, too. When it was over, I had sex.
UNCLE: I’m having sex right now.
DAD: We all are.
MOM: Let’s talk about which kid I like the best.
DAD: (laughing) You know, but you won’t tell.
MOM: If they ask me again, I might tell.
FRIEND FROM WORK: Hey, guess what! My voice is pretty loud!
DAD: (laughing) There are actual monsters in the world, but when my kids ask I pretend like there aren’t.
MOM: I’m angry! I’m angry all of a sudden!
DAD: I’m angry, too! We’re angry at each other!
MOM: Now everything is fine.
DAD: We just saw the PG-13 movie. It was so good.
MOM: There was a big sex.
FRIEND FROM WORK: I am the loudest! I am the loudest!
(Everybody laughs.)
MOM: I had a lot of wine, and now I’m crazy!
GRANDFATHER: Hey, do you guys know what God looks like?
ALL: Yes.
GRANDFATHER: Don’t tell the kids.

Last night I celebrated my last night of finals and my brother’s bday.
I spent monday night in the basement of CF amped up on antiADD forces and 25 cent coffee.
All in all I wrote 16 pages of pure writing, not including the extra shit, for my history paper that should have been about 7 or 8.
I do what I want.

One of my former roommates left town today and this signals the beginning of the end I guess. People are graduating and leaving town. I will be one of the last…and I’m getting antsier every day. Getting an email today really gave me some inspiration to graduate and move on. Clicky here for my (possible) future view.

Happy Spring Break for those of you who have it. I am going to Miami and the Keyes, hopefully Key West for a bitsie. If my aunt the pilot happens to have a trip when we are there, we get to follow! She flies to all the major capitals in South America so hopefully we can go somewhere hella exotic and full of so much culture and life! But if not, I am down chillin on the water with the cousins.

Today is St. PAtricks Day. Animal videos are a must!

An actual question in the FAQ section of the UK McDonald’s web site: Why did your employees ejaculate into my grandmother’s milkshake?

Muuu favorite quote of the week is:
She probably got the idea when Gore put a bucket over his head and said, “Look, Ms. Wolf, I’m an astronaut,” and she replied, “Yes, of course you are, dear.”

In Sweden it is common for unmarried men and women to bathe and take a sauna together, naked. If you were in Sweden in the early seventies the chances that you may have seen Agnetha, Bjorn, Benny and Anni-Frid together in a naked shauna were not unimaginable. Also in Sweden there is much fish.

Broccoleigh.

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to…

“Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we’re doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They’re very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.”
–Yeah and the fireman usually manages to put that fire right out!!

CAUTION! This will feel like a drug trip. I advise you to do it.

Oh Seattle! Go to this, it looks cool.

Yikes! That is stunning.

Deadweek. Blah. No esleepa much. But its cool.

Lo-fi-fnk was moving to say the least. Im going to have to return to that club more often. I might have been the least ’scene’ there if you will, i rocked my favorite hoodie from freshman year with the crooked zipper, but i was comfy. Some seriously pre·ten·tious peoples there. Nevertheless, they have siiick DJs on friday nights almost always. I heard the lastest from Justice, Cut Copy….oh wow. That is so were I need to be right now. It is so close too. I went alone to the show, had A beer and danced my ass off for hours. I got to know myself well that evening. I was in the front row when they came on, and as you can tell I’m in most of the pictures. I like my open mouth. Good look for me. I high5ed both of them and made eye contact with the gay one. Le sigh.

The Avalanches - Electricity
The Embassy - Times Tight
The Raspberries - Overnight Sensation
The End

I’m Going On Vacation! Whoa! I’m Going On Vacation! Whoa!
Ahhhhh SUN! All over my body! Uhhh so excited, I wanna just sploooooge everywhere.
I have two weeks off and half will be spend in the Keyes. I haven’t been to Florida since I had long hair last time.
Now I am 21, but sadly no one else will be 21 except my mom.
I’m not going dancing with her, although I’m sure she would make a great wing-woman.
Boats, cousins, sun, scuba-diving, Key West, Miami and sunsets. This blows.

I was cruising around the net this evening after doing some stuff. Actually I did nothing today. I have nothing to do all day. School is so easy. Anyways I was on a chatroom and I saw the following conversation. I was so happy about it, I had to share.

Can we all let out a collective sigh of jealousy right now? I want to be 13 and cruise chat rooms and bash peoples musical tastes and use cwazy internet speak. Who remembers their first email? Who watched Beauty and the Beast last night. Purely for those who enjoy the pyschodelic. I’m telling you. Long time no see, that is a FLICK! Actually click that mofo and that is a even better movie. Via Towleroad.

“I will tell you how you answer it: You say there are people who are
sexually confused, who think that they’re men when they’re women.
They’re not normal. Normal people are not like that. Normal people are
like Mommy and Daddy. Mommy and Daddy are normal. There are people who
are not normal, who have a confusion in their head, and they think
they’re a man even though they look like a woman. That’s what you have
to say to them otherwise the child will grow up confused.”

Oh and Ice T is so innovative, plus homicide is his favorite binge. Check it fast. Just multiply. Fool.
Ice T - Colors
Don’t forget to have a view of the grainy video!

So what I should have done tuesday night was hang out or do some homework…or done one of these things, here or here. No, no, no my friends. I drove south and smoked a bowl at 4:20 in the morning driving through DT PORTLAND, WHAT? And sat in rush hour traffic from 7am till 8:30? It was quite an adventure. I think our original goal was coffee somewhere, but we never actually exited the vehicle in the state of OR. What a shame. Thing look better from inside a car I guess. Later on it started pouring snow and I was forced to drive slow on the freeway. I need to do these things more, because sadly enough the end of college is coming near and realistically these “adventures,” that come along with my limited responsilities in life, aren’t going to last forver. Look here, here, here and here for my feelings on that. Se van perdiendo. Sálvese quien pueda. I have too much free time, perdon.

Plus this stuff is really spectacular. Think Ben and Jimbo but less bleepy, more Album Leaf-y I suppose.
Uzi & Ari - Don’t Black Out
Uzi & Ari - Mountains/Molehill

Two things currently on my “things to do list” are 1.) Go see Reno 911 movie and 2.)watch Sarah Silverman’s show on Comedy Central more.