Today is St. PAtricks Day. Animal videos are a must!

An actual question in the FAQ section of the UK McDonald’s web site: Why did your employees ejaculate into my grandmother’s milkshake?

Muuu favorite quote of the week is:
She probably got the idea when Gore put a bucket over his head and said, “Look, Ms. Wolf, I’m an astronaut,” and she replied, “Yes, of course you are, dear.”

In Sweden it is common for unmarried men and women to bathe and take a sauna together, naked. If you were in Sweden in the early seventies the chances that you may have seen Agnetha, Bjorn, Benny and Anni-Frid together in a naked shauna were not unimaginable. Also in Sweden there is much fish.

Broccoleigh.

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to…

“Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we’re doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They’re very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.”
–Yeah and the fireman usually manages to put that fire right out!!