MOM: Pass the wine, please. I want to become crazy.
DAD: O.K.
GRANDMOTHER: Did you see the politics? It made me angry.
DAD: Me, too. When it was over, I had sex.
UNCLE: I’m having sex right now.
DAD: We all are.
MOM: Let’s talk about which kid I like the best.
DAD: (laughing) You know, but you won’t tell.
MOM: If they ask me again, I might tell.
FRIEND FROM WORK: Hey, guess what! My voice is pretty loud!
DAD: (laughing) There are actual monsters in the world, but when my kids ask I pretend like there aren’t.
MOM: I’m angry! I’m angry all of a sudden!
DAD: I’m angry, too! We’re angry at each other!
MOM: Now everything is fine.
DAD: We just saw the PG-13 movie. It was so good.
MOM: There was a big sex.
FRIEND FROM WORK: I am the loudest! I am the loudest!
(Everybody laughs.)
MOM: I had a lot of wine, and now I’m crazy!
GRANDFATHER: Hey, do you guys know what God looks like?
ALL: Yes.
GRANDFATHER: Don’t tell the kids.

Last night I celebrated my last night of finals and my brother’s bday.
I spent monday night in the basement of CF amped up on antiADD forces and 25 cent coffee.
All in all I wrote 16 pages of pure writing, not including the extra shit, for my history paper that should have been about 7 or 8.
I do what I want.

One of my former roommates left town today and this signals the beginning of the end I guess. People are graduating and leaving town. I will be one of the last…and I’m getting antsier every day. Getting an email today really gave me some inspiration to graduate and move on. Clicky here for my (possible) future view.

Happy Spring Break for those of you who have it. I am going to Miami and the Keyes, hopefully Key West for a bitsie. If my aunt the pilot happens to have a trip when we are there, we get to follow! She flies to all the major capitals in South America so hopefully we can go somewhere hella exotic and full of so much culture and life! But if not, I am down chillin on the water with the cousins.