http://blog.benestes.com Mon, 02 Apr 2007 15:51:31 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Just returned home from a sunny and luxurious SB07 trip woooo! I left 85 degree weather for 45! Downgrade. It also hailed on the drive home from the airport. This always seems to happen. I got back from Oaxaca and it rained for 26 days straight. I guess Seattle has this ... http://blog.benestes.com/2007/04/02/like-a-chump-hey/ MOM: Pass the wine, please. I want to become crazy. DAD: O.K. GRANDMOTHER: Did you see the politics? It made me angry. DAD: Me, too. When it was over, I had sex. UNCLE: I’m having sex right now. DAD: We all are. MOM: Let’s talk about which kid I like the best. DAD: (laughing) You know, but ... http://blog.benestes.com/2007/03/22/an-opportunity-for-you/ Today is St. PAtricks Day. Animal videos are a must! An actual question in the FAQ section of the UK McDonald's web site: Why did your employees ejaculate into my grandmother's milkshake? Muuu favorite quote of the week is: She probably got the idea when Gore put a bucket over his head and ... http://blog.benestes.com/2007/03/18/508/ CAUTION! This will feel like a drug trip. I advise you to do it. Oh Seattle! Go to this, it looks cool. Yikes! That is stunning. Have fun in Argentina che che. Cuentame later! We can espeka the spaniglish. Deadweek. Blah. No esleepa much. But its cool. Lo-fi-fnk was moving to say ... http://blog.benestes.com/2007/03/14/sexwithmeology/ I'm Going On Vacation! Whoa! I'm Going On Vacation! Whoa! Ahhhhh SUN! All over my body! Uhhh so excited, I wanna just sploooooge everywhere. I have two weeks off and half will be spend in the Keyes. I haven't been to Florida since I had long hair last time. Now I am ... http://blog.benestes.com/2007/03/05/it%e2%80%99s-like-fuck-fists-lets-fist-fuck/ I was cruising around the net this evening after doing some stuff. Actually I did nothing today. I have nothing to do all day. School is so easy. Anyways I was on a chatroom and I saw the following conversation. I was so happy about it, I had to share. ... http://blog.benestes.com/2007/03/02/if-i-could-bring-you-to-my-hood/ Here we are ... in a room full of strangers Discussin’ politics ... and the issues of the daaaa-aaaay Talkin’ it up On the Barry Gibb Talk Show Listen to him laugh. Not cute. Sigh.This might be just as cute though. Its a toss up. Mike and Jen just got back to Bham from ... http://blog.benestes.com/2007/02/26/and-now-for-my-john-wayne-bobbit-imitation-aaauuuggghhh/ http://blog.benestes.com/2007/02/17/prime-breasts/ WOW Campsite - Lines intact WOW WOW Bollock Brothers - Harley David ... http://blog.benestes.com/2007/02/09/sdrawkcab-etirw/ SHUT UP IF YOU DON’T SHUT UP I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU AND BURY YOU IN MY BACKYARD YOU FUCKING FOSSIL This is a nice collection of forty photos. Here is the idea. This guy sets his camera on self-timer for two seconds and runs away as fast as he can. ... http://blog.benestes.com/2007/02/03/lila-downs-jazz-alley-tuesday-march-20th/